Humor 11/5
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I've always wondered how a Guatemalan Cow of Paradise would taste. Better than wagyu?
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Bekeart
I fell for her ...
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Bekeart
I fell for her ...
Alk8944
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#1 another oldie but goodie.
Always get a chuckle out of that one.
Always get a chuckle out of that one.
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Hard to choose between the first 3.
Dave.357
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#1 did not happen, they
never stop talking.
My vote goes to # 5.
never stop talking.
My vote goes to # 5.
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#1’s my favorite today. Good one.
As #1 Survival of the fittest ...
President Richard Nixon, secretary of state, Henry Kissinger, humanist, Dr Albert Schweitzer and a Boy Scout were in an airplane flying over the African jungle. The plane developed engine trouble and the pilot told them that they would all have to bail out before the plane crashed. The pilot then grabbed a parachute, put it on, threw open the cabin door and jumped out.
Richard Nixon then looked at the shelf where the parachutes were stored and realized that there were only three remaining. He put one on, saying, "I am the leader of the free world, I must have one of these," and jumped out of the plane.
Henry Kissinger then picked up another parachute and said, "I am the smartest man in the world, I cannot perish in a plane crash," and bailed out.
Dr Schweitzer then turned to the Boy Scout and said, "You should take the last parachute, young man."
And the Boy Scout said "No, it is OK, the smartest man in the world just took my knapsack."
President Richard Nixon, secretary of state, Henry Kissinger, humanist, Dr Albert Schweitzer and a Boy Scout were in an airplane flying over the African jungle. The plane developed engine trouble and the pilot told them that they would all have to bail out before the plane crashed. The pilot then grabbed a parachute, put it on, threw open the cabin door and jumped out.
Richard Nixon then looked at the shelf where the parachutes were stored and realized that there were only three remaining. He put one on, saying, "I am the leader of the free world, I must have one of these," and jumped out of the plane.
Henry Kissinger then picked up another parachute and said, "I am the smartest man in the world, I cannot perish in a plane crash," and bailed out.
Dr Schweitzer then turned to the Boy Scout and said, "You should take the last parachute, young man."
And the Boy Scout said "No, it is OK, the smartest man in the world just took my knapsack."
Hard choice between the last three, especially the last two. I guess I’ll go with number 4.
#3 should answer the complaint about bringing your dog into the grocery store.
The woman in #1 is obviously not a blonde.
#4. Them Cow O Paradise are rare!
Can’t beat Larson!
number 1 made me laugh
chuckie
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Number 1 today!!!
