Humor 12/8/2025
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Long Ago:
Will Rogers famously said, "There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works,"
This is still true.
Bekeart
Leaving no tree unkicked . . .
Will Rogers famously said, "There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works,"
This is still true.
Bekeart
Leaving no tree unkicked . . .
I like that beaver!
Tinyman
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Happy Monday y'all
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What do you call a bus load of lawyers going off a cliff with 2 empty seats??????.
A crying shame.....
Tinyman
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And what do you call a full bus load of lawyers going off a cliff?
A good start
A good start
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What do you call 20 lawyers at the beach buried up to their necks???.
Not enough sand....
Not enough sand....
Since this seems to be pick-at-lawyers day, I’ll go with post number 5 - but there are several other good ones, the goose on the moose and the beaver among them. Thanks everyone. 
This Monday off to a humorous start with goose on a moose.
Loved Wuluf's loach fan! Does it come with sound effects?
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Wish it was real I'd buy a LOACH fan in a heartbeat although a -+#%hook fan would cool more, LOL
Wuluf #1
99% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.
Some real interesting ones today...
Picking on lawyers day I see.
Picking on lawyers day I see.
LVSteve
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Scarborough Fair did it for me today.
chuckie
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TimJake's #4 today.
I was thinking "low tide."
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Chuck 3
wuluf 4
wuluf 4
Why not.. Do you know why a shark won't eat a lawyer?
Professional courtesy..
Professional courtesy..
Wuluf’s #3.
My Dad’s older sister married my Mom’s Uncle back in the day. That’s how my mom and dad met (and married each other afterwards) . So my Aunt was also my great Aunt. And my great Uncle was also my Uncle.
Who knows what the various grandparents thought about all of this. Maybe one of them mowed someone’s lawn as well.
I have to think hard to even write this….so don’t even think about asking about my cousins….or what ever they are called.
Thanks for the post.
My Dad’s older sister married my Mom’s Uncle back in the day. That’s how my mom and dad met (and married each other afterwards) . So my Aunt was also my great Aunt. And my great Uncle was also my Uncle.
Who knows what the various grandparents thought about all of this. Maybe one of them mowed someone’s lawn as well.
I have to think hard to even write this….so don’t even think about asking about my cousins….or what ever they are called.
Thanks for the post.
BigBoy99
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Lawyer Joke
Three doctors were discussing the ease of operating on people.
First Doc. said – Artists are the easiest because every part is color coded. That out the blue part and replace it with the blue part.
Second Doc. Said - Engineers are the easiest to operating on. Every part has a part number and you just replace the defective part.
Last Doc. Said – Lawyers are the easiest because when you open them up, you discover they have no heart, no backbone and no guts. The only moving part is the mouth and that is interchangeable with the rectum!
