Humor 5/28

[Narragansett]

Chuckle for the day....hopefully.

 

[Heinz]

One is a request for great bodily harm, Five is a stitch but I think I like Three best.
I may steal 5 for next halloween

 

[Dave.357]

#5 is great and gets my vote.

 

[twodog max]

# 3 is todays pick

 

[NYlakesider]

One looks like a guaranteed visit to the ER of the hospital of your choice!-

 

[SMSgt]

Being an avid reader of Wicked, #5 gets my vote.

 

[M29since14]

I guess I’m the Lone Ranger for number 2. HM to number 5.

 

[Chuck24]

3 takes it today, there is a similar one where one of the aliens trips and fall down the ramp. “Great first impression “

 

[chuckie]

Number 1 if you want a black eye!