The fruit loops. My scoutmaster told me that his teenage son REQUIRED a specific brand of expensive shampoo. So Bob took the empty bottle out of the trash can and refilled it with dish soap. Bobby never knew the difference.
MetalMan's "Belafonte's Bakery" did it for me this morning. I'd print it out and take it to my local bakery but I'm not sure anyone there is old enough to get the joke.
Between Hannibal's first attempt at crossing the Alps and Wuluf's number 3… let's see. I guess I'd have to say number 3. My allegiance always goes to the dogs.