Humor 9/10/25

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This reminds me of the raccoon with a Chef Boyardee ravioli can stuck on his head that the Mrs made me rescue off our roof. :rolleyes:

It ended up being a half day ordeal requiring a neighbors help, an extension ladder, a salmon net, welding gloves and tin snips. On the plus side, he lived to corrupt the local gene pool and I haven't seen another raccoon in our neighborhood for decades!

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About the shep and bacon.......The wife had left me and the dog at home. At dinner time I looked in the fridge and discovered a steak that'd been in there a bit too long. So, I offered it to the dog. He sniffed it over and then walked away. Belatedly realizing he'd never seen raw meat before, I rinsed it off, threw it in the skillet to sear it on both sides, (almost changed my mind about feeding the dog) and offered it again. GONE!

I don't recall what I ate that night so long ago, but the dog definitely ate better than I did.
 
This reminds me of the raccoon with a Chef Boyardee ravioli can stuck on his head that the Mrs made me rescue off our roof. :rolleyes:

It ended up being a half day ordeal requiring a neighbors help, an extension ladder, a salmon net, welding gloves and tin snips. On the plus side, he lived to corrupt the local gene pool and I haven't seen another raccoon in our neighborhood for decades!

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