Humor 9/12

[Narragansett]

Chuckle for the day....hopefully.

 

[Alk8944]

#1 for the truth it portrays. Not so much the last item, but I rarely drink anything anymore.

 

[MetalMan]

No. 2 for its quite calming effect and No. 3 for the guffaw....

 

[Just another 22 shooter]

As long time Eagles fan, number 2, for the win today.

 

[BAM-BAM]

#5 if you could only see the look on their face

 

[Heinz]

Tough choice, Peete has given us a range today.

Number one is very good. But, I have had potato Vodka. You need to be Russian to survive a bottle of that. Two, take to the limit At my age the limit has eased up. 3, 4 and five are less philosophical but funny

 

[JET4]

I like number 2 today

 

[NYlakesider]

Number 5 looks like fun!

 

[johngalt]

Number 5 looks like fun!

But from someone else's phone!

 

[WR Moore]

Definitely #2. Glen Frey's wife allegedly called the second one "the credit card song".

#5 though. If you knew someone with just the right personality, had their cell phone number and used a burner that would be promptly destroyed.........

 

[M29since14]

I vote for number 3 today.

 

[ditrina]

Gotta go with two..

 

[jeffrefrig]

That last one left my mind a breeding ground for evil practical jokes and reminds me of the stupid prank calls we made as teenagers...way back when the dial telephones had no caller ID and if we had to play indoors due to inclement weather on the weekends.

 

[Chuck24]

#3, reminds me of the “ Bummer of a birthmark “ cartoon.

 

[LVSteve]

#2, happy memories.

 

[sophie]

Well it’s #2 for the win today. They’re all pretty good.

 

[lihpster]

Texted my buddy with #5. This is what he sent back:
Cut him into smaller pieces with the chainsaw.


We're kinda on the same wavelength.

 

[Dave.357]

#5 made me laugh so it gets my vote.

 

[SMSgt]

#5. Whomever it was, they texted back, "Rent a backhoe."

 

[chuckie]

I'm liking number 1 today!!!

 

[GB]

All good today but I am partial to vodka and woodchippers!