Humor 9/13/24

[Narragansett]

Chuckle for the day....hopefully,

Today is Friday the 13th

 

[Alk8944]

It's #1 for today. Just plain funny.

Chuck's #2 is really good! Probably would have picked that first.

 

[squirrelnest]

I like #1...so true!

 

[twodog max]

I got to pick #5

 

[jeffrefrig]

First one reminds me of some moron I used to work with. An example I use about him, we were looking at a wiring diagram. A fairly simple one, and anyone who knows anything about electrical diagrams can appreciate the humor in the seriousness of his take on it: In a very serious voice he said "That's a series-parallel circuit." I told him to explain that to our refrigeration foreman and see what he says! 15 years later we still laugh at that one!

 

[JET4]

All good today

 

[whitestang]

Number one is just funny.

 

[Chuck24]

#5 and a few more

 

[WR Moore]

#s 1 & 2 tie. Living in a rural area, I don't see many of the "old man high riders".

 

[wuluf]

#2 because it's likely true..

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[STCM(SW)]

# 1 & # 1....

 

[TX-Dennis]

Odd, Ain't It?

 

[SweetMK]

The gizzards one is too close to home,,

I grew up in Pittsburgh,, a 1/2 mile from a turkey farm.

Us young boys always knew when the farm was killing turkeys,,
the workers would toss the livers on a skillet that was on a fire used for heating water.

We would all go up there,, and eat turkey livers until we could not move,,

It was the best food in the world,, in 1959,,,

 

[Dave_n]

#13 brought back memories, even around the same date. I used to work as a lab tech for an UK feed company whose "fowl feed" was the only one that did not end up causing what was then known as "Turkey X disease." In this disease, the thyroid in the turkeys disintegrated, So we set up a 1000 turkey chicks in a suitable "fowl house" and fed each 100 a different version of the food that caused the effect. Then we had the problem of killing 1000 chicks without neck dislocation. It ended up with coupling the exhaust from a diesel land rover over night after we had lucked out with chloroform on cotton wool overnight with the ventilation off. No sound from the chicks in that case until the "head man" entered after running the ventilators. 1000 chicks then started up "we got him" was their response!! Nothing like then dissecting 1000 chicks removing their thyroids and counting the radioactivity from the Iodine-131 used to determine thyroid function. Ever tried removing what was the equivalent of 2 rice grains, staying 12" away from the dissection and then weighing the product as well. Turned out that our feed did not contain Algerian Rape Seed whereas the others did. Dave_n

 

[pasound]

1 & 2 for Pete, 2 & 5 for Chuck.

 

[chuckie]

Numbers 5, 7 and 13 today!

 

[Dave.357]

1,5,6,10,and 12 what can I say , I like to vote .

 

[Golddollar]

By coincidence, No. 4 for Pete and No. 4 for TX-Dennis. Time to fire up the Wayback Machine.