Battle of the Ages
Today I was complaining to my wife that I have been looking for a 625-3 with 3 inch barrel for the past year with no luck and now I have just barely missed 2 of them in 3 days. Both of them were $699! One had the origional box, papers and moonclips. I missed the one on Dallas Guns by a day and the one on Guns America by hours. My wife just looked at me blankly and reminded me that we can't really afford another gun now anyway. Someone out there must be able to relate to my pain. I assume many of you have similar stories...anyway, misery loves company and I just had to get this off my chest.
WOW! You're wife is really nice! You should see the looks I get followed up by the vicious tongue-lashing I get if I even bring up the subject of guns. I've had a nice slush fund that I buy things she thinks we need out of, then, when I have the house to myself I go pick up whatever firearm I've purchased and get downstairs and get it in to my safe. With regard to family time I am very fortunate that my wife hunts and fishes with me as does our daughter who is 16. Unfortunately for my gun collection, my lovely bride hunts and fishes with me, and is in fact better at both than me (she's just lucky). While she's not conversant on firearm names or model numbers she definitely remembers what the guns we took out last time look like. She’s a very observant woman. If I'm carrying something different (new) that's when I have to go into my song and dance and explain that I sold several guns to get this new one I'm holding. Her view on guns is
extremely, painfully utilitarian; when it comes to guns, unlike shoes, purses or dresses, if you have one that works (kills things) why should you need another!?
Initially, by her logic, I only needed 3 guns: A deer rifle, a pump shotgun and a sidearm. I was a Deputy Sheriff when I met her. But she's softened her stance somewhat over the years and has given in and expanded her list to 5 guns that I can have:
•1. Bolt action long range weapon (deer gun),
•2. Bedside home-defense weapon,
•3. Concealed carry weapon (that was a MAJOR concession),
•4. Turkey shotgun, and finally,
•5. An upland bird shotgun (another hard fought battle).
If she notices I have another firearm the fight is on. When she asks WHY I need yet another gun, I have to throw down on her and tell her, "I just DO". It's been a BIG tug-of-war that has been going on our whole marriage (25 years). I doubt it will ever let up unless one of us becomes wealthy and I don’t see that happening. So, hang tough, revel in your victories, even the small ones, and when you lose, retire to your Mecca, your gun room, and contemplate how you’re going to get that next gun by her.