If You Have More Guns Than Me I Hate You

[Wyatt Burp]

I have a few guns but it just isn't fair that some other guy has more than me. Evil greedy people that start their own businesses and make tons of money to buy new guns are taking guns out of the hands of the less fortunate gun owners. The "gun pie" is only so big and I want my piece of that pie and I want it now! I just got a S&W Model 27-2. But I deserve a "pre 27" Model like that other guy has.
So c'mon, everyone. Let's go out and riot and hopefully we can get someone to take those greedy rich guy's guns away and give 'em to us!

 

[Thuer]

You can be mad like hell on me. But I ensure you that I can shoot all of my revolvers

 

[oldman45]

I want people to own more guns than I do. That way I can buy them used and save me some money while them rich, fat cats like Lee, Cajunattorney and Kanepaddle have the money to lose.

 

[Evil Dog]

Where's my drum... I can't find my drum. Need a drum to beat on.

 

[feralmerril]

Wyatt, please tell me it aint so! You sound like you drank some kool ade! Thats his theory!

 

[Andy Griffith]

Where's my drum... I can't find my drum. Need a drum to beat on.

Just have Washington legislate drums away from a group and give them to someone else...

After all, they already did it once in the 1830's. At least, Atlanta knows how to deal with drum beaters- after midnight.

Now, who has more guns than I have? Let's have a gun collection duel- I'll raise you a 32" barreled Winchester 1886 and a 1893 Winchester Trap Gun. Whatchu got?!?!
*Y'all know I'm kidding right?*

 

[Wyatt Burp]

I remember buying my first Colt SAA new for about $375 of my hard earned money. What a sap I was! I like the way things are now in our instant gratification-I deserve what other people worked hard for world. If you want a new gun don't buy it. Just whine and snivel and stick your hand out until some powerful person who wants to stay in your favor confiscates other people's hard earned guns and give it you. That seems to be the new American Way. Then don't say "thank you", just stick your hand out and demand more. And we have food stamps. How 'bout ammo stamps!!

 

[feralmerril]

You mean like that picture of that young lybian guy that took wacky kaddaffys gold plated engraved browning hi-power and shot him in the ear with it? I kin go fer that!

 

[Memphis]

I agree.. we need to revolt... how bout, um.. "OCCUPY SPRINGFIELD".

Roger

 

[Rugskipper]

Awwww, can't we all just get along?
Let's have a group hug, and sing a couple verses of Kumbaya.
But please, take a bath first.

 

[johnsonl]

I'll bring the Dinty Moore Beef Stew and the dutch oven for dump cake!

 

[A10]

Wait, wait, wait,..........you have pie?

 

[wbraswell]

Ammo stamps? What a great concept. Where do I line up?

 

[DesertPete]

You can never have too many guns

I was in Murphy's gun shop in Tucson recently and spotted a Sig Sauer 238 (black on black, not one of the glitter versions). I'd been looking for one for a year or so. I fondled it a bit, turning this tiny 1911 over in my hands, then said to the clerk, "I'm not really sure I need this one, I already have a dozen "real" 1911s."

"Sir," he intoned quietly, "this is not a store you come to for 'need.'" He was right, so I bought it. I have a lot of guns, some I have never even fired. But most get exercised once a year. I ride ATVs down on the Arizona/Mexico border in the winter and the group I ride with goes heavily, and visibly, armed. No one has ever bothered us. A woman neighbor once said to me, "you don't carry a gun, do you?" I replied, "no ma'am, certainly not. I carry four guns."

You can never have too many guns.

 

[NKJ nut]

I have a few guns but it just isn't fair that some other guy has more than me. Evil greedy people that start their own businesses and make tons of money to buy new guns are taking guns out of the hands of the less fortunate gun owners. The "gun pie" is only so big and I want my piece of that pie and I want it now! I just got a S&W Model 27-2. But I deserve a "pre 27" Model like that other guy has.
So c'mon, everyone. Let's go out and riot and hopefully we can get someone to take those greedy rich guy's guns away and give 'em to us!

You are talking dookey now. If you want a pre-model 27 just buy one and forget the rioting. Besides I don't think riots are allowed here

Don't say you don't have the money to buy a pre-27. I do believe that if I had your money I would just burn mine

 

[Fir Fer]

So funny, thanks for the laugh

 

[rburg]

OK, I kind of agree with the theory here. But I had to go outside today and its cold and drizzly. So I decided to occupy my gun room. Except they're all gone because I don't own any guns. So I came back upstairs and pulled the lever on my recliner. I'm occupying the living room, and I'm mad about something. Not sure what.

OK, I'm not mad about you guys having jobs and me not. I tried that for not quite 50 years, and just showing random anger is a lot more fun. They're occupying a park across the river in that other state. No one wants to try that here because it might be dangerous. So I'm going to limit my Occupy protest to the living room. At least I can do that until Momma comes home from work. I don't have the nerve to cross her. Now I feel better.

 

[Andy Griffith]

I'm going to go occupy a recliner with my old buddy Geo. Dickel.

 

[LoadedRound]

We need a Government Program

We need a Federal program to fairly redistribute all the firearms in the U.S. Everybody gets the same number of weapons. If they make more....we just start over and hand them back out. Same number for everybody. Yep that's what we need.

 

[DeathGrip]

Get off of my lawn.