If you walk your dog, please follow the instructions
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I’m gonna need a smaller dog.
i Think that is being a responsible dog owner But some people still through dirty diapers in parking lots.
cherrypointmarine
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What do I do if all three of my Aussies take a dump at the same time ?
Alpo
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If it's Aussies, follow these instructions.
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It is easy to carry A PLASTIC BAG ,PUT YOUR HAND IN LIKE A GLOVE ,AND PICK UP THE waste put in a waste container,
Seriously. They sell "pet waste" bags made of bio-degradable plastic specifically intended for this purpose.
Be a responsible pet owner and clean up after your pet.
Or be an inconsiderate slob, and DON'T.
A buddy of mine was playing disc golf with a friend at a local course, when a woman started walking her dog across the fairway. No big deal, just wait until she passes, then throw. But she stops and the dog proceeds to download some corn, right in the middle of the fairway. Dog finishes, and they just start waking off.
My buddy's friend yells, " Lady! You forgot something!" But she just walks off. He walks over and gets a plastic bag out of the garbage, picks up the poo, and deposits it in a nearby trashcan.
Fast forward 2 weeks. Same place, same time, same woman, same dog. "Hey Lady!" Walks off. Get the bag, pick up the poo. But wait, here's something different. Instead of depositing it in the trashcan, he tucks the stinky Lincoln log up under the driver's side door handle of her car.
They never saw her or the dog again.
My buddy's friend yells, " Lady! You forgot something!" But she just walks off. He walks over and gets a plastic bag out of the garbage, picks up the poo, and deposits it in a nearby trashcan.
Fast forward 2 weeks. Same place, same time, same woman, same dog. "Hey Lady!" Walks off. Get the bag, pick up the poo. But wait, here's something different. Instead of depositing it in the trashcan, he tucks the stinky Lincoln log up under the driver's side door handle of her car.
They never saw her or the dog again.
