I'm on the dodge.

[Mule Packer]

Oh swell. It looks like I'm going to be on the dodge for the next while.

Got a phone call yesterday from the IRS. The lady said that there were grievous errors in my income tax and if I didn't respond in 24 hours, "the cops would come by to arrest me." Yep. The "cops." Exact words. (You'd think she'd be a little more formal.)

Well, it's been 24 hours and "the cops" haven't shown up yet, so I'm gettin' the heck out of town before they do. Going up into the mountains to cook for my 14-year old grandson's elk hunt. He drew a bull tag this year and, like I've done before for his previous deer hunts, I told him that I'd go along, set up the big wall tent and wood stove, and cook for him for that week.

Anyway, I've got the truck loaded with the Dutch ovens, skillets, bed roll, etc., and I'll be heading out first thing in the morning....unless the cops show up before then.

So, if you happen to see me along the highway picking up trash, honk and wave. The way the gal on the phone sounded, this is a pretty serious deal.

 

[mrchuck]

Phone Scam.

 

[Lou_the_welder]

They dont send the police!
Did they want bank account info ,by any chance?
Scam

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[rwt1405]

Run Mule Packer, run!

 

[cherrypointmarine]

I have received that one numerous times . I have been audited more than a few times and I was told the IRS never calls . they send certified letters with return receipt so you can't say " Judge I never got no notice ."

 

[LVSteve]

The "IRS" are after you because they found out how much you inherited from your Nigerian prince uncle when he passed.

 

[Andy Lowry]

The solution is simple-- plastic surgery. Gender re-assignment would probably work, too.

 

[Salty RI]

It looks like it will be your last hunt for a good many years, have fun. [emoji1]

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[Rustyt1953]

Pay up, Chip.

You should see the unplayable logs that pass for guitars in the big house.

 

[shell627]

Maybe you will run into Butch and Sundance while you are 'on the dodge'in the mountains.

 

[Watchdog]

I'm on the dodge.

Might be time to head for Hole-In-The-Wall.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Jist to keep hope alive fer ya:

 

[pawngal]

Those "Cops" were supposed to get me quite some time ago. Still watching for them (and so is the dog)

 

[Doug627]

"Bad boys, bad boys. What ya gonna do when they come for you?"

 

[tops]

My wife got a call last week and was told she had won ?million dollars and if she would send them $900 they would bring the check to the house. She said she told them she didn't need the money and hung up. I told her she really messed up. Our chance to be rich and she blew it and if she ever does anything like that again I'm going to trade her for a goat. Larry

 

[blasterp7]

Are you a Nigerian Prince - Oh wait was it a Nigerian Prince that called you?

 

[chiefbob81]

Send me all of your guns before they arrest you, I'll take good care of them!

 

[woodsltc]

Good luck dodging the Cops.....and good luck to your grandson, hope he fills his bull tag with a nice one.

Let us know how your grandson does.


Don

 

[S&W ucla]

They called me and I told them you had the money.
Good luck on hunt, be sure and post some pics!

 

[Old cop]

I have lunch every Tuesday w/a bunch of my retired cop buddies and got one of these calls then. I told the idiot I was a retired cop out to lunch w/my retired cop buddies and gave him the address w/a "come get me" at the end. They hung up.