Not your first car, not the one you loved.
What was the poor machine that was forced to submit to your first ham-fisted attempts at coordinating hands and feet to achieve forward propulsion ?
Mine was a sad Triumph Spitfire festooned with a leaky top and subsequent perma-mildew funk that was only overshadowed by its complete and utter lack of torque. Merging was a particularly pucker-inducing affair, especially with the combination of small stature and 0-60 time approaching 20 seconds. Throw in a tractor-trailer, and you better be right with your Maker before hitting that on-ramp.
Last October, I saw one used as a Halloween prop, with skeletons driving and fake smoke pouring from the tailpipe. That seems about the highest use for one, if you ask me.
Anyone else?
What was the poor machine that was forced to submit to your first ham-fisted attempts at coordinating hands and feet to achieve forward propulsion ?
Mine was a sad Triumph Spitfire festooned with a leaky top and subsequent perma-mildew funk that was only overshadowed by its complete and utter lack of torque. Merging was a particularly pucker-inducing affair, especially with the combination of small stature and 0-60 time approaching 20 seconds. Throw in a tractor-trailer, and you better be right with your Maker before hitting that on-ramp.
Last October, I saw one used as a Halloween prop, with skeletons driving and fake smoke pouring from the tailpipe. That seems about the highest use for one, if you ask me.
Anyone else?