King cobras
Two things about King Cobras. When they are confronted they stand up. Also they can grow up to 18 feet long. I wonder what it feels like to have a mammoth king cobra rear up at you from the grass? That is probably the world's best laxative.
When I lived in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in a house fairly near a rubber plantation, I had a problem with black cobras coming into the yard. They seemed to particularly like the driveway. These are of course poisonous but not agressive like the king cobra. The Indian guard I had refused to kill them because he explained to me that they may be reincarnated relatives of his.
Two things about King Cobras. When they are confronted they stand up. Also they can grow up to 18 feet long. I wonder what it feels like to have a mammoth king cobra rear up at you from the grass? That is probably the world's best laxative.
