It's Great To Get Old... Not!

[oldfella]

One More

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children, seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

 

[NKJ nut]

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers…"
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation??"

 

[enfield]

Actually I believe the proper medical terminoligy is CRS

Three old guys were walking in the park one blustery afternoon.
First one says "It's Windy!"
Second one replys "No-it's Thursday."
Third one replies "SO am I-lets go get a beer."

Mine is HDADD (High Definition . . .)

Actually, I'm not interested in a lot of things and people, both new and old, and don't give a d*** what anyone thinks about it or me.

Other than that small 'character flaw' I'm a fun guy to be around!