Oh honey, the women are the scariest.
I was an MP. We had OSUT -- one station unit training-- basic and advanced training all in the same unit, 8 weeks basic followed by 8 weeks MP school, all with drill sergeants.
The primary drill for my platoon was a female. The night before graduation, she announces over the barracks intercom that if the platoon area wasn't squared away by morning, she would "Be very ugly." I don't know if I was just feeling salty or if I forgot that the intercom was a two-way deal, but I blurt out, "Why should tomorrow morning be different from any other morning?"
She starts asking "Who said that?" Whereupon my best friends in the platoon dime me off. Push-ups. LOTS of push-ups.