cussedemgun
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The teacher said, "lets begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Johnny, a bright Native American student who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!"
Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth?"
Again no response except for Johnny, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863".
The teacher scolded the class, "You all should be ashamed, Johnny is the only that knows any of the history lessons."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the indians."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Johnny put his hand up, "General Custer, 1872."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared at the room and demanded, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Johnny answers, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Johnny jumps up waving his hand in the air & shouts, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little Stinker, if you say anything else, I'm gonna kill you."
Johnny jumps up & yells back, "Micheal Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted!
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh POO, we're screwed now!"
Just above a whisper, Johnny said, "The American People, Nov. 4, 2008."
Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Johnny, a bright Native American student who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!"
Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth?"
Again no response except for Johnny, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863".
The teacher scolded the class, "You all should be ashamed, Johnny is the only that knows any of the history lessons."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the indians."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Johnny put his hand up, "General Custer, 1872."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared at the room and demanded, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Johnny answers, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Johnny jumps up waving his hand in the air & shouts, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little Stinker, if you say anything else, I'm gonna kill you."
Johnny jumps up & yells back, "Micheal Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted!
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh POO, we're screwed now!"
Just above a whisper, Johnny said, "The American People, Nov. 4, 2008."
