Karma Caption Contest -- WINNER!

[mc5aw]

Best caption (judged and chosen by myself) for the attached photo wins a NIB Hogue Monogrip for J-frame round butt revolvers. Entires accepted up until midnight New Year's Eve (Tuesday-Wednesday) to start 2014 off right.

I'll go first ... "Captain Plastic Fantastic: Protecting shoppers one mall at a time."

Good luck!

PS: Make sure to have a J-frame in your stable that needs rubber galoshes!

WINNER RANDOMLY CHOSEN---> SHOULDAZAGGED!

Thank you to everyone for the suggestions and good spirits. Happy 2014 to all of you!

 

[DGT]

I sure am glad "open carry" passed.

 

[jimmyj]

"When steel and wood is not necessary or needed"

 

[kozmic]

Andy Cuomo's security detail is exempt from the safe act.

 

[Franklin]

TOO many aimed at the groin for me!

 

[zoom6zoom]

"Reloading is for p*ssies."

 

[Hillbilly77]

"Your mall called. Their Ninja is missing."



P.S.
Don't enter me in the Karma, I just wanted to add my caption.

 

[LVSteve]

"It's after 5pm and I need to get milk. How shall I dress?"

ETA: I don't own a J-frame either. Here just for fun.

 

[kwselke]

Just in case, I have a J-Frame hidden in my...

 

[David LaPell]

"I am here for the Mall Ninja convention, I am signed in under the name Gecko45."

 

[moe smith]

Industry insiders are now suggesting the long awaited Relaxed Fit Jeans from Mauser Trousers will debut at the 2014 Shot Show.

 

[mc5aw]

"I am here for the Mall Ninja convention, I am signed in under the name Gecko45."

Geckoooooooooo Nellie!

 

[dotdsd334]

What are you looking at?..... Don't mind me, I'm just headed to my wife's Tupperware party.


Happy New Year!

 

[moe smith]

By the looks of the pistols in your pockets I take it you're not happy to see me.

 

[Jinglebob]

"Hello young man, I'm Debbie's father."

 

[427mach1]

It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your mall ninja is?

Please don't put my name in, I don't have a J-frame. Couldn't resist putting a few words in!

 

[G.T. Smith]

Don't put me in the contest as I just recently bought a Houge Monogrip for my 37, but some little village somewhere is missing their idiot.
Happy New Year,
Gordon

 

[timn8er]

"Why no...I don't ever feel under gunned...or over gunned for that matter!"

Don't put my name in, as my only wheel gun is a L frame, I just wanted to make a stupid comment, you know, like usual.

 

[bubbiesdad]

I'm getting ready to put on my shirt. Do you think I'll print?

 

[A10]

"I'll take a tall half caf cappuccino with two pumps of sugar free vanilla syrup please"