I think it is one of my favorite movies. Killing the dog was reason enough to shoot the ……..
Don't shoot a mans dog.

Don't shoot a mans dog.
Ya always gotta let them have the first shot! Also the philharmonic orcrestra has got to be following you around. Indians must speak the kings english far better than ferralmerril. Mexican men must look like you just moved a rock and they showed up. All mexican women must look like linda carter. Horse`s must be able to travel at 65 mph and never stop to crap or eat. Once in awhile we let the village lunitic along to hold the horse`s. The livery stable owner must be 80 years old and have a gray walrus mustach and whip thin. The grocery store owner and wife must speak with a norwegian accent. All townspeople must be quivering cowards until inspired by ann margeret or similar, only the banker is allowed to wear thick glass`s, the house`s in town seem to have two dozzen residents each, all buildings are made of 40 year old aged unpainted lumber, The christian church go`ers must be cross eyed and extreamly passive, everyone but the hero must wear suspenders, guns must be wore impossibley low. No leading role allowed to anyone with over a 34" waist. Squinty eyes help.
I shoulda been a director or writer!
By the way, not to cast any dispersion on the film, but have any of you ever counted the shots Costner fires from his "six" shooter in the confrontation scene... it's more like a 10-12 shooter...
Ya always gotta let them have the first shot! Also the philharmonic orcrestra has got to be following you around. Indians must speak the kings english far better than ferralmerril. Mexican men must look like you just moved a rock and they showed up. All mexican women must look like linda carter. Horse`s must be able to travel at 65 mph and never stop to crap or eat. Once in awhile we let the village lunitic along to hold the horse`s. The livery stable owner must be 80 years old and have a gray walrus mustach and whip thin. The grocery store owner and wife must speak with a norwegian accent. All townspeople must be quivering cowards until inspired by ann margeret or similar, only the banker is allowed to wear thick glass`s, the house`s in town seem to have two dozzen residents each, all buildings are made of 40 year old aged unpainted lumber, The christian church go`ers must be cross eyed and extreamly passive, everyone but the hero must wear suspenders, guns must be wore impossibley low. No leading role allowed to anyone with over a 34" waist. Squinty eyes help.
I shoulda been a director or writer!
The only hard liqour in saloons is whiskey and beer (BS), school teachers were always women who aren't allowed to marry, all towns must have one town drunk, one mean gunfighter can take over an entire town when the Marshall is gone (Gunsmoke), All towns have one saloon, one doctor, one blacksmith, etc., chicks in saloons will drink with ya' but they aren't hookers (Gunsmoke), All guys wearing guns and vests when they ride into town at the start are gaurenteed to be killed by the hero in a half hour (Rifleman), or in an hour (Gunsmoke), piano players in saloons have to wear a derby,everyone who uses a gun has to carry a Colt single action or two, all gambling and action ends at 9:00 PM then the town is dark and silent (Gunsmoke), stores and saloons always have supplies but theres never any teamsters coming in and out of town, Marshalls are allowed only one deputy regardless of the size of the town, only poker allowed in the saloons, anyone with Indian blood are automatically great trackers, full blooded indians must talk in metaphores, when talking to indians the hero must speak in broken english, indian cheifs usually look like Buster Keaton in a wig, whenever a Mexican character enters the scene you hear the strumming of a guitar even if they are really German or Jewish (Horst Buchholz and Eli Wallach in Magnificent Seven), every hero gets amnesia and goes blind at least once (Gunsmoke, etc.), and nobody was gay in the old west (except in Little Big Man).Ya always gotta let them have the first shot! Also the philharmonic orcrestra has got to be following you around. Indians must speak the kings english far better than ferralmerril. Mexican men must look like you just moved a rock and they showed up. All mexican women must look like linda carter. Horse`s must be able to travel at 65 mph and never stop to crap or eat. Once in awhile we let the village lunitic along to hold the horse`s. The livery stable owner must be 80 years old and have a gray walrus mustach and whip thin. The grocery store owner and wife must speak with a norwegian accent. All townspeople must be quivering cowards until inspired by ann margeret or similar, only the banker is allowed to wear thick glass`s, the house`s in town seem to have two dozzen residents each, all buildings are made of 40 year old aged unpainted lumber, The christian church go`ers must be cross eyed and extreamly passive, everyone but the hero must wear suspenders, guns must be wore impossibley low. No leading role allowed to anyone with over a 34" waist. Squinty eyes help.
I shoulda been a director or writer!
Last ten minutes of movie. Bad guys are lined up in the street with Duvall and Costner aproaching. "Are you the guy who shot our friend" Bad guy "yes I am and I shot the kid too" Costner pulls his gun and shoots the bad guy thru the scull. BUTT THEN Costner follows and keeps shooting another bad guy about 15 times. Maybe the first wonder nine Colt. If your not a purest, which I ain't, I thought it was a great movie. Duvall is one hell of an actor. Ever seen Tender Mercies? Beats Crazy Heart all to hell for realism.
Ya always gotta let them have the first shot! Also the philharmonic orcrestra has got to be following you around. Indians must speak the kings english far better than ferralmerril. Mexican men must look like you just moved a rock and they showed up. All mexican women must look like linda carter. Horse`s must be able to travel at 65 mph and never stop to crap or eat. Once in awhile we let the village lunitic along to hold the horse`s. The livery stable owner must be 80 years old and have a gray walrus mustach and whip thin. The grocery store owner and wife must speak with a norwegian accent. All townspeople must be quivering cowards until inspired by ann margeret or similar, only the banker is allowed to wear thick glass`s, the house`s in town seem to have two dozzen residents each, all buildings are made of 40 year old aged unpainted lumber, The christian church go`ers must be cross eyed and extreamly passive, everyone but the hero must wear suspenders, guns must be wore impossibley low. No leading role allowed to anyone with over a 34" waist. Squinty eyes help.
I shoulda been a director or writer!
Lonesome Dove, all other westerns are pretenders.
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