Lookin' fer a miracle . . .

[NFrameFred]

Coulda been West Virginia,or any number of southern states . . . .

Sounds like Charlie Sherrill might know Leroy . . .

Leroy goes to a revival in West Virginia and listens to the
preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed
over to come forward to the front at the altar.


Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: 'Leroy, what
do you want me to pray about for you.' Leroy replies: 'Preacher, I need you
to pray for my hearing.'


The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on
top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak
for Leroy.


After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,
'Leroy, how is your hearing now?

Leroy says, 'I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday !'

 

[ingmansinc]

Jokes, we need more jokes in these hard times. That was funny.

 

[JOERM]

 

[NCTexan]

Preacher gets up in front of his congregation and says that they're going to have public confessions of their sins of "lust and the flesh".

Nervously Amos looks around and stands up. He says, "Preacher, I confess to having sex with a woman that wasn't my wife."

The congregation gasps!

But the preacher says, "Amos, it's good to unburden your soul and confess. You are forgiven!" And the congregation said, "Amen".

Then Susie jumps up and says, "I confess to having sex with another woman!"

Preacher swallows hard and says, "You are forgiven!".... "Amen"

And then Wilber stands up and says, "Preacher, I confess to having sex with another man!"

Preacher clears his throat and says, "You too are forgiven!"... Amen"

Finally feeling emboldened, Leroy stands and says, "I'm very ashamed, but I had sex with a goat!"

Preacher rolls his eyes and says, "Well damn Leroy... I sure wouldn't have admitted that!"

 

[Super38]

Now thats funny!