LOST: My car on my 21st birthday (East Asheville)

[jaykellogg]

So. Long story short, yesterday was my 21st birthday, I ended up parking my gold Toyota Corolla somewhere and proceeded to walk home.
The problem is that I just moved to Asheville about two weeks ago and really don't know the town that well yet. Also, it being my 21st birthday, I was blackout drunk..

I parked my car in East Asheville, this is the only solid fact that I know.
NOT A JOKE.

It's a 2007 Gold Toyota Corolla with a Dashboard Jesus, flowers on the dash and a rosary hanging from the rearview mirror. There are a number of stickers on the back of my car, "I break for manatees" an "Obama/Biden" sticker, a Santa Cruz sticker, but most importantly there's a sticker on the lower right side of my bumper that is a Llama with the name "Simon" next to it.
My car has a California plate reading 6AAR49X.

If you SEE or HAVE SEEN THIS CAR PLEASE CONTACT ME. because I really need my car and really can't do anything but search for it until i find it.

thanks,
call Savannah at 530.355.XXXX or email if you've seen my car and know where it's parked.

Snicker, snicker! Actual Craigslist Ad locally.

 

[Xtasy]

Dude you are my hero

 

[doublesharp]

I was all set not to like you but then I got to the punchline. Good one!

 

[feralmerril]

I seen a ad for a motorcycle here in town. It said "evidently when my wife said, Do whatever the xxxx you want, when I bought it wasnt what she meant!"

 

[Hack]

Having been to Asheville, it probably rolled further down the hill......

 

[carpriver]

Maybe she should get blind drunk and walk back to east Ashville; she might find her car. (and this from an old addiction counselor, shame on me.)

 

[wbraswell]

The part that lost me is the llama named Simon.

 

[diamonback68]

I picked up on it right away. I figured you for being a little older and at least a little more sense.

 

[Jst1mr]

Wait unti she begins to feel nauseous in the morning....

 

[jaykellogg]

The ad is still on Craigslist. It was Posted on the 28th.

 

[LVSteve]

California plated car left in NC? Either crushed or impounded by now.

 

[timn8er]

DUDE!!! Where's My Car!?!?

 

[Cooter Brown]

California plated car left in NC? Either crushed or impounded by now.

Clearly you've never been to Asheville. That car's got all the right stickers.

 

[nawilson]

DUDE!!! Where's My Car!?!?

Where's your car, dude?!?

Lol, thinking this joke will be lost on most of this crowd.

 

[Rintimtin]

Where's your car, dude?!?

Lol, thinking this joke will be lost on most of this crowd.

Zoltron....

 

[LVSteve]

Clearly you've never been to Asheville. That car's got all the right stickers.

You're right I have not been there. Wishful thinking I guess.

 

[2hawk]

So. ..
The problem is that... I was blackout drunk...

BTDT.

Found it a few blocks away from the bar. That's how long it took for everyone to decide that none of us was in any shape to drive. I did spend a good portion of the following afternoon looking, though.

27 yrs sober, now.

 

[jimmyj]

Heck: I lose my car every time I go to the Mall !
I don't drink, but I am old.

 

[bgrone]

27 yrs sober

BTDT.

Found it a few blocks away from the bar. That's how long it took for everyone to decide that none of us was in any shape to drive. I did spend a good portion of the following afternoon looking, though.

27 yrs sober, now.

two thumbs up to you on 27 years sober, 22years here

 

[Cooter Brown]

You're right I have not been there. Wishful thinking I guess.

Asheville is a dang nice town, but it's sorta like the Boulder, Colorado of the east, right down to having lots of good microbrews and cute hippy chicks. And in general the same sort of political zeitgeist.

But a nice place for sure.