Make your lady feel special
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Thats not gonna get me too far!!!
Bajadoc
US Veteran
Thanks for the Valentine's Day tip!
What was your offense? What did you do?
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Johnny Diamond
Member
Ummyeah..... think I'll find myself on the couch.
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I should forward that to the ex lol
LVSteve
Member
You do it and I'll watch...from a distant hill with a good pair of binoculars.
Follow? Only at a distance, and with popcornGentlemen, want to make your lady feel special? Place her picture in the kitchen and use a Sharpie to write, "Employee of the month" on it. She'll love it.
Follow me for more relationship tips.
Mine's a keeper.
Ole Joe Clark
Absent Comrade
Be sure to let us know if you survive.
Have a blessed Valentine's Day,
Leon
Have a blessed Valentine's Day,
Leon
LoboGunLeather
US Veteran
20-odd years ago I actually gave my wife a snow shovel for Christmas and made her smile. True story!
Picture what a snow shovel might look like, gift wrapped under the tree. Kinda like a snow shovel.
Picture the look on the wife's face when she tears the paper off.
Listen as I explain lovingly that it hurt me to see her struggling with the old worn out snow shovel clearing the driveway and sidewalk while I sat at the kitchen table reading the paper and having my coffee.
Picture the wife's face again, just at that moment.
Time to tell her to check the ribbon, where the diamond earrings were mounted.
Sometimes my sense of humor requires the use of props, like a snow shovel and some gift wrapping.
Picture what a snow shovel might look like, gift wrapped under the tree. Kinda like a snow shovel.
Picture the look on the wife's face when she tears the paper off.
Listen as I explain lovingly that it hurt me to see her struggling with the old worn out snow shovel clearing the driveway and sidewalk while I sat at the kitchen table reading the paper and having my coffee.
Picture the wife's face again, just at that moment.
Time to tell her to check the ribbon, where the diamond earrings were mounted.
Sometimes my sense of humor requires the use of props, like a snow shovel and some gift wrapping.
You really want excitement? Next month you replace her picture with the dog's.
Ole Joe Clark
Absent Comrade
I gave the MBH a new set of rings for our 24th Anniversary. The box was wrapped and sat on the bookshelf in the bedroom for several days before the day. She never noticed it.
They still look good on her hand today.
Have a blessed day,
Leon
They still look good on her hand today.
Have a blessed day,
Leon
mckenney99
Member
I've been single now for about 12 years.
Every once in a while I sleep on the couch just to remind me what it was like being married.
Don't get me wrong, I love women and I really am a gentleman.
I posted this cartoon on FB and they restricted my account so I couldn't like, comment or post anything for a week.
They said it was hate speech.
I think someone complained. That and I am a repeat offender.
LVSteve
Member
The modern definitions of hate speech and aggression just tell me that there's a whole buttload of folk who don't get out much these days.
Thanks for the marital tip! This 3rd wife's a charm. That picture is a heck of a lot cheaper than these rings on the jewelers' commercials. $5000 for something made of minerals from some mine...no way!
