Michael Jackson isn't dead........

[Firehouse]

He's just preparing for one heck of a "Thriller" comeback tour.

 

[charlie sherrill]

Actually he's on a UFO with Elvis.

 

[feralmerril]

Nope charlie, I once heard one of the blackwoods brothers asked, and he said elivis never would have stayed in the same room with jackson.

 

[Damn Yankee]

Hey Charlie,

Saw them both in a screen door up on 49 by Wiggins this morning.

I don't know if your are a Fisherman but the worlds largest fishing rodeo is next weekend on Point Cadet, at the west end of Ocean Springs bridge.

I don't know if Michael will be there but sometimes Elvis shows up.

It go's from Friday till Monday and I will be working. I will be the one carrying the 686 with target grips.

http://www.mississippideepseafishingrodeo.com/

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Actually he's on a UFO with Elvis.

I thought Elvis was working that gambling boat back in the woods up the Jordan River down in Bay St. Louis.

 

[USAF385]

You laugh.. but you'll see! He'll be back!

Actually though.. when I heard he died, one of the first things that went through my head was "I bet it's a publicity stunt..."

 

[JOERM]

I really did not need to see that photo on Friday. Gross.

 

[18DAI]

I heard the plastic content of his body was so high, that they melted him and made his remains into action figures.......you know.......so little boys would still play with him.

 

[HUGHP]

I don't beelieve I'd have told that.

 

[red14]

18DAI,

Good one.

Reminds me of that old joke:
What do Barry Bonds and Michael Jackson have in common? They both wear a glove for no apparent reason.

 

[tom turner]

Jeez . . . a ZOMBIE!

Glad I've got a gun for that purpose!

T.

 

[jag312]

I sincerely mourn the passing of Michael Jackson. He left us too soon, because I know he would have provided us with a never-ending amount of entertainment and amusement. However, he is gone, but not not forgotten, and this is how I will always remember him.

 

[aphelion]

I sincerely mourn the passing of Michael Jackson. He left us too soon, because I know he would have provided us with a never-ending amount of entertainment and amusement. However, he is gone, but not not forgotten, and this is how I will always remember him.

That's hilarious, but here's how I will always picture him.

 

[Spotteddog]

Wasn't called "Wacko Jacko" for nothin'!

 

[whitecoyote]

I thought Elvis was working that gambling boat back in the woods up the Jordan River down in Bay St. Louis.

I thought Elvis was working at Burger King in Kalamazoo, MI!

 

[robotoid]

BREAKING NEWS>>>>
Michael Jackson is still dead.
He is expected to continue to be dead tomorrow.



The news media will continue to remind of this minute to minute for how much longer?????

 

[whitecoyote]

The way the media, and all these brain dead fans have been treating MJ like a god, maybe on the third day he will arise from the dead?
Has it been three days yet?