Missus Fan is trying to kill me

[islamoradamark]

my wife watches Lucy that scares me

 

[tacreload]

I don't feel so bad now about that accidental 2X4 to the groin a couple of months ago.I was over it after about 10 minutes of sucking for air.Them fingers are gonna take a while.

 

[Hapworth]

I don't feel so bad now about that accidental 2X4 to the groin a couple of months ago...

There is nothing accidental about a 2x4 to the groin.

 

[tacreload]

There is nothing accidental about a 2x4 to the groin.

That thought crossed my mind.I don't ask for her help any more.

 

[P&R Fan]

Just remember to never tell a woman your true drug allergies and occasionally and randomly switch plates amd glasses with her. Aside from angry fights that lead to a stabbing, shooting or bludgeoning, most guys I know who had their wife try to kill them involved poison. Many times it was as simple as broken glass in their food, other times it was having their meds switched.

That is odd. Why are these mashed potatoes so crunchy and all bleedy?

I remember almost 40 years ago my Great Grandfather lived next door to my Grandparents. He was in his 90s and crazy as a loon. My Gramma would cook for him. He accused her of "puttin' croton oil in my food".
We always thought that was funny. Then a few years ago we Googled it. There really is croton oil. Guess it gives you, uh, the squirts.
Now whenever somebody gets sick we accuse each other of giving us croton oil.
Jim

 

[shouldazagged]

There really is croton oil. Guess it gives you, uh, the squirts.

My late brother referred to that condition as "applying another coat for gloss".