I got hooked on pickled onions about 40 years ago at a little fish and chips joint in the town of Lompoc, California, called Alfie's. No matter how long I searched, I could never find pickled onions that tasted as good as the ones from Alfie's.
I just Googled them. By golly, they're still there. You've got my mouth watering, so I'm going to give 'em a call and see if they'll ship a couple of jars out to Utah.
UPDATE:
Rats!!

Just called Alfie's and got some little high school girl on the phone. The conversation went something like this:
"Hello. Alfie's. This is Bimbi."
Me: "Uh, hello, Bimbi. Do you folks still carry your pickled onions?"
Bimbi: "We don't have 'em."
Me: (pause) "Do you mean you don't carry them anymore or you're just out of them at the moment?"
Bimbi: "Yeah. That's it."
Me: "Bimbi, what's it? You don't carry them anymore?"
Bimbi: "No. The other one you said."
Me: "Oh. You're just out of them at the moment."
Bimbi: "Yeah."
Me: "Do you happen to know when you'll be getting some more in?"
Bimbi: "I dunno. We might be gettin' a shipment in three weeks. I dunno. I'll have to ask my boss."
Me: "By any chance, do you ship your pickled onions?"
Bimbi: "I said we were getting a shipment in three weeks."
Me: "I know, but I live in Utah. Do you ship your onions to individuals who place orders outside of the store?"
Bimbi: "I dunno."
Me: "Can you find out?"
Bimbi: "I guess I could."
Me: "Should I hold?"
Bimbi: "For what?"
Me: "For you to find out?"
Bimbi: "I'll have to ask my boss."
Me: "Okay. I'll hold while you ask him."
Bimbi: "He's not here."
Me: "Do you know when he'll return?"
Bimbi: "Return what?"
Me: "Return to the store."
Bimbi: "I dunno. I guess I could have him call you if you want."
Me: "No, that's okay. You've been very helpful. I'll probably call back in three weeks when your shipment arrives."
Bimbi: "Yeah, okay. Have a good one."
So, I guess I won't be getting pickled onions for a while. Darn it, ASA, you got my mouth watering for pickled onions!
Oh well. I'll try again in three weeks...if I remember.