Mr. Peanut is dead

[Jinglebob]

Mr. Peanut has tragically died. “It’s with heavy hearts that we confirm Mr. Peanut has passed away at 104 years old,” said Samantha Hess, Planters Brand Manager at Kraft Heinz.

Planters kills off iconic Mr. Peanut mascot ahead of Super Bowl | Fox News

Oh well, we still have Mr. Potato Head.

 

[s&wchad]

Kill off Mr. Peanut???

That's just nuts!

 

[moosedog]

Rumor has it that he was vaping peanut oil just before the crash.

 

[dmn57]

Peanut allergy?

 

[Rustyt1953]

Crushing news.

 

[Hillbilly77]

It’ll be interesting to see what the advertising angle will be.

 

[loknload]

Why I think they’re nuts for doing this!

 

[ContinentalOp]

At least he's in a butter place now.

 

[billwill]

Mr Peanut use to be a sign on the plant in Suffolk, VA, on US13 business

 

[RobertJ.]

I always figured it'd be a rogue elephant that does him in. You know, like the way Chuckles the Clown bit it on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

 

[Chino74]

He needed to go, he was too old, a shell of his former self.

 

[Rustyt1953]

When peanuts go bad:

 

[Doug627]

Mr. Peanut sits on the tracks alone, his heart was all aflutter. Round the bend came No. 10, toot-toot peanut butter!

 

[Texas Star]

Is Aunt Jemima still around? Tony the Tiger?

 

[Rustyt1953]

Is Aunt Jemima still around? Tony the Tiger?

Yes and yes.

 

[kaaskop49]

Is Aunt Jemima still around? Tony the Tiger?

"We'll always have Paris." ST:NG Season One.

Seriously, will never forget the Planter's boardwalk outlet in Atlantic City when I was a kid. The aroma of roasting peanuts was overwhelming and wonderful.

Kaaskop49
Shield #5103

 

[rwsmith]

DON'T.......

Oh well, we still have Mr. Potato Head.

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!!


I haven't felt this bad since Pop died, leaving Snap and Crackle to carry on.


WHO will be next? Elsie got sent to the glue factory?

The Morton Salt Girl is a Great-Grandmother.

Bibendum, the Michelin Man is in the hospital now. He had a blowout

The Chicken of the Sea Mermaid is getting a little long in the beak.

The Jolly Green Giant is having a hard time with his acromegly.

Mr. Clean is a dirty old man.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy has been relegated to the Fat Farm.

Speedy Alka-Seltzer....ain't.

The Gerber Baby is back to having no teeth again.

 

[bigwheelzip]

Dibs on the Nutmobile.

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[ameridaddy]

^^^^^You guys are really punny!!

 

[CH4]

I’ve been told certain blue pills can resurrect a dead peanut.