This morning I was relocating a woodchuck to a friendlier environment.

This one has been bugging me since last year. NO, I can't use firearms around my house, too close to the neighbors.

So, after smoke bombs, pellet guns and sheer frustration, I set up one of those HaveaHeart metal traps.


I actually tried it about a month ago, with no success other than the turtle(no, not the same one pictured above) and a raccoon. Both, I released. The raccoon was nasty.

So, I go check the trap, and what do you know, a big brown fuzzy blob is inside. Looked very pregnant to me.
Picked up the cage, drove 10 miles(no way it's coming back unless it can cross a lake and major highway
). Released that thing to fend for itself in a hostile environment

Set the trap up again in case daddy shows up.
Did you check out your back seat on the way home?
It will probably be waving to you tomorrow, bright and early.
You don't think it is going to give up all that great pasta because of 10 miles do ya?