We'll be pleased to have you visitin' our fair state and our State Fair, Ladder!
Just want to point out that it's the traveling carnival folks who come up with those exotic fried things like the Sloppy Joe Donut Burgers, not our local churches and civic groups that open up their annual eateries on the fairgrounds. There, you'll find good ol' standard Southern delicacies like fried chicken, barbeque (chopped pork, if it's true NC barbeque), cat-head biscuits, and other stuff like you'd find at a church picnic.
Fortunately for you, neither the local university's football team is playing at home this weekend, nor are my beloved Tar Heels just down the road in Chapel Hill, so traffic won't be as much of a nightmare as usual. It'll be elbow to elbow inside, though, but you'll have a great time I'm sure.
It's a state fair, and a pretty good one I think, so enjoy! Y'all come back now, y'hear?