Need A Little More Bleach For The Gene Pool.

God bless you for your public service all these years, but I don't know how you put up with the low-lifes. Bad enough you deal with 'em at work but then they come to your house and bother you? I'd end up being prosecuted if I had to deal with what you do. You must have the patience of a Saint.
 
I guess its fun for those who feel superior and suggest moving. But the reality is every neighborhood has its problem residents. Its pretty easy to put them on ignore and have little clue as to the going's on. I'm guessing (not really, Charlie has more but can't post it here) we only get the quick over view.

I live in a pretty quiet part of town. We're kind of isolated because we have the Ohio River as a block to the north, a big park to the south. But then I don't hear all the good stuff, even if I keep my ear to the ground. And some of the criminals don't seem to be bad people all the time.

For instance, some drunken fools tipped my concrete donkey on its side. Its a prop from a defunct minature golf course down the way. I've got a fix, but my anvil is buried out in the garage. Anyway, a neighbor and I tried to put it upright last fall. We failed. Then along came a neighbor guy I'd seen many times. He was going fishing and was all loaded down with cooler, bait bucket, poles, tackle box and chair. He looked at the poor donkey (bet Lee's filters would catch the biblical name) on its side and asked why we hadn't put it back upright. We told him we'd tried, but it weighs 500#. He laughed, put down his load, got on the ground and grunted a bit but put it upright. A pretty good guy.

Until Christmas when he got busted for stealing toys from a Marine Corps storage facility. Ruined a bunch of kids Christmas. He's away now...

And the dopehead woman that used to live up the crick (it'd be a creek in civilized society) passed out on pills and booze. Then she rolled her baby off the bed and fell on it. But never woke up. The baby was against a baseboard heater and cooked. The courts decided it was just a terrible accident. She even got to keep her older kids.

I bet everyone here has a child molester living within a mile. The legislatures have decided its not all that bad an offense and the courts generally give them short sentences. When they get out they've got to live someplace. The only places death sentences are given is when you catch them with your grandkids.

Burglars are everyplace. And again the usual sentence is short. And they can't get a job when they get out so they go back to what they know.

And the simple answer is sometimes you're better off with the evil you know than moving to a new place where you don't know the score. Charlie has much better sources for his information than most of us would. The county lockup probably doesn't protect the offenders "privacy" very well. And everyone in law enforcement pretty well knows each other and where they live. Anything in their neighborhood is told, probably in good detail. He would hear things that might not follow strict evidence rules, but are the unvarnished truth.
 
Charlie,

Are you doing alright up there? We got some heavy rain this afternoon and the severe weather warnings have been on the TV since late afternoon. Stay safe and you know it wont be long and Hurricane season will be on us.

I am only 10 miles from the Gulf.
 
Here we have grow houses (pot) that you'd never suspect. Nice neighborhood, well kept houses and quiet so nothing amiss, right? In one neighborhood the neighbors noticed that the people living in this one house never use their front door. They come in and out through the garage door. Also their electricity usage remains normal because they tapped into main line and got free electricity for their pot plants.

Anyway the neighbors were suspicious about the people because they never greet each other. They keep very much to themselves and ignore others so they called the cops for suspicious activities. They were right, the house is packed full of pot plants in various stages of growth. Busted.
 
Charlie, tell your Parole Agent friend, good job from an Illinois PO. I only deal with sex offenders, so don't usually get too much drug traffic anymore, but did get a couple 2 weeks ago during a parole sweep. Be careful!
 
A couple of years ago I went to visit Charlie for the weekend and to shoot guns and go to a gun show. Friday evening around 11PM, Charlie JR came in and said "Dad, there is a woman at the door and she is bleeding!" We found out that the woman's boyfriend had beat her to the point that blood was coming out of both ears. Charlie got up and took her to her father's house about 10 miles away. When He returned, I asked him if he was going to do anything to the boyfriend. He said that no, she broke all of the windows in his truck and took a bat to his shins taking most of the skin from them before he beat her up. The woman has a masters degree in accounting but has some "issues". She moved back in 2 weeks later.

On Saturday a guy shows up claiming to be Jesus and told Charlie that he had a vision about Charlie's deceased wife (She was an officer that was killed while investigating an incest case). Charlie told me that Jesus had a habit of getting drunk and wanting to fight everyone.

Then an older lady came over to tell him that someone had stolen her wheelchair bound husband's pain pills.

Just another day in the neighborhood.
 
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