Great! Just great!! That's all I needed to hear. So now I'm considered a domestic terrorist because I've got the Betsy Ross flag flying out in front and the Gadsden flag out back.
To make matters even worse, I just got a message on my phone from the IRS. Some guy with an East Indian accent said that I was in arrears with my income tax and if I didn't call back immediately the sheriff would be by to arrest me.
All I can say is I sure hope the two million dollars that the Prince of Zimbabwe emailed me about gets here quick because it looks like I'm gonna need it.