Nick Saban in Heaven??

[oldman45]

After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour.
He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging
from the front porch.
"This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their
own houses up here."
Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on
top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble
columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides
of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I
get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Les Miles gets a
mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is
that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not
Miles's house. That's mine."

 

[matmat417]

one of the best Nick Saben jokes ive ever heard. thanks and keep em coming.

 

[CBus660R]

ehh, we been telling that joke up north for a while. Just change out the 'Bama banner with Michigan, Bo Schembechler for Nick, and OSU for God's choice And it works better since Bo and Woody are actually dead with Woody going first.

 

[enfield]

Nick Saban going to Heaven -- that part's funny by itself.

 

[ridewv]

LOL I like it!

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Didn't see that one coming-I like it!!

 

[hannstv]

I was wondering how 'Bama missed all those field goals.

 

[bamacisa]

I was wondering how 'Bama missed all those field goals.

Simple....in most cases, the offense did not get close enough. LSU did not beat Bama...Bama beat themselves with mistakes (missed field goals, interceptions, and failure to see receivers in the open.) You can not play a team as good as LSU, make mistakes and expect to win.

 

[bamacisa]

I would rather Bama loose to LSU than to have Penn State's problems.

 

[bubbiesdad]

Before his death, Miles' team was playing Bama one Saturday, both undefeated to this point. LSU scored a touchdown late in the fourth quarter, and was within one point of a tie.
There was time for one more play. Miles looked to the heavens and said, "Lord, should I kick a field goal and try for a win in overtime, or should I go for two for the win now"?
The Lord's answer was, "go for two now".
Miles sent in the play, the quarterback was sacked, the game was over, Bama won.
Miles looked to the heavens and asked, "Lord, why did you tell me to go for two"?
The Lord answered "I'm not sure", pause...."Bear, why did we tell him to go for two"?