North Korea threats to attack Austin

[wbraswell]

Gee Caj, why would we send a Seal. We'd just send a Texas Ranger to go pick him up.

 

[ladyT]

Them North Koreans DO NOT want to start trouble with Texas (just ask Mexico). You think Texas Men are "Fighters"? Just get on the wrong side of a Texas Gal !

There are a multitude of reasons for the "Don't Mess with Texas" statement.

One is Grandma keeps a snake in her purse. What kind you say? An Anaconda of the Colt species. Sometimes she carries the Texas Pet of choice, a Diamondback. Oh my, Granny and her Snakes. Of course Grandma sure loves her 29's of the 8 3/8 inch kind. Don't tell anyone but Granny has been seen in public with a few of those European fellows that go by the names of HK45 and Sig X5 L1.

Now I'm telling tales now but Granny has a crush on this Kimber 8400 Montana fellow. He is kind of a Classic guy. Big and powerful in the 300 Winchester Magnum kind of way. She gets this smile when they are together out there on the Range together.

I sure hope that misguided child from NK doesn't mess with Granny's beloved Texas even that funny place they call Austin. A Texas Granny is a Force of Nature and one best left undistrubed.

 

[Hansli]

Yes it has changed, yes there are newcomers that would rather remake it to Portland or Boston (or fill in the blank) than assimilate. But it is still a nice place. We used to stand in the school corridors with our faces to the wall in our nuke drills. I guess it would make it easier to get an accurate body count. l'll do that when young Kim's army rows across the ocean. Maybe that'll leave something to eat for the emaciated left behinds.

 

[kwselke]

Young Mr. Kim is just upset that he cannot get a haircut like Rick Perry's in Pyongyang.

 

[wbraswell]

Kim looks like he'd fit right in over on 5th Street. Yikes!

 

[DCWilson]

A Texas Granny is a Force of Nature and one best left undisturbed.

You know whereof you speak. My Austin grandmother (1874-1974) would have grabbed some of the posters in this thread by the ear and hauled them out in the backyard to slap them on the side of the head with a large wooden spoon and tell them, "When you talk about my town, you keep a civil tongue in your head."

 

[chief38]

Just tell them that Texas is located IN Washington DC.

 

[OFT II]

Just tell them that Texas is located IN Washington DC.

No, thank you. We'd rather get nuked than have anyone think that.

 

[truckemup97]

Well, if they attack Austin, it won't bother me much. Tell 'em just to be sure not to go any farther north than Pflugerville and no farther south than Kyle.