My house in San Jose was built in 1926. It needed extensive repairs and remodeling after the 1989 earthquake. I would make an educated or semi-educated guess about how many hours a particular job would take for me to complete. It always took about 4 times as long.
The plumber disappeared for 4 months in the middle of the job. I was replacing all the old iron pipes with copper. The reason he disappeared for 4 months? Because he had 2 months reduced from his 6 month drug possession sentence. Wonderful.
The electrician disappeared in the middle of the work. I had to finish it. I was told that the electrician was in jail. Why was he in jail, you ask? It seems that he was driving around San Jose one night and saw an attractive young lady standing on a street corner. He pulled up in his car, rolled down the window, and offered to trade drugs for her "personal services". She was a decoy, he was immediately arrested, and he got to be a guest of Santa Clara County at the Elmwood jail. Wonderful. Almost a year later, I get a phone call at 6:00 AM. It is the electrician. He just got out of jail and would like to come by to do some work. Not just NO!, but Bucking Bell NO!
About a year after that, I get a call about the electrician. Guess what, he got arrested again. San Jose PD thinks this is hilarious. It seems that he was driving around San Jose one night again and saw an attractive young lady standing on a street corner. He pulled up in his car, rolled down the window, and offered to trade drugs for her "personal services". She was a decoy, he was immediately arrested again, but this time he got to be a guest of The State of California for 5 years at San Quentin.
I think I did a good job, and I was very proud of the finished work. It hurt me when I sold the house to escape from The People's Republic of California and move to Nevada. I knew the buyer would demolish the house to build a new McMansion, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made.