britbike1
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So Ole gets up in the morning, looks in the mirror and is amazed at how old he looks. He asks Lena " I look so old say something nice to make me feel better". Lena thinks and says " your eyesight is 20/20.
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LoboGunLeather
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After 57 years of marital bliss Old Ole finally died. Lena went down to the newspaper office to post an obituary notice and the nice editor gave her the form and a pencil, told her to say anything she wanted, the first ten words were free.
Lena thought and thought, then she wrote on the form and handed it to the editor. All it said was "Ole died". He told her that she had to say some more, after 57 years of marriage, and besides the first ten words were free!
Lena thought some more, then wrote another line: "Good boat for sale".
Lena thought and thought, then she wrote on the form and handed it to the editor. All it said was "Ole died". He told her that she had to say some more, after 57 years of marriage, and besides the first ten words were free!
Lena thought some more, then wrote another line: "Good boat for sale".
LoboGunLeather
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Another Ole story:
Ole went down to Sven's lumber yard to get some 2X4s. Sven asks Ole how long he wants them 2X4s.
Ole thought for a minute, then said "I'll need 'em a good long while, I think. I'm buildin' a house ya know."
Ole went down to Sven's lumber yard to get some 2X4s. Sven asks Ole how long he wants them 2X4s.
Ole thought for a minute, then said "I'll need 'em a good long while, I think. I'm buildin' a house ya know."
Ole and Lena went to a barn dance with a real good square-dance caller who come all the way from Minneapolis. Next thing ya know old Ole is gettin' questioned by the police on the town square 'cause he's naked.
Ole explains the fancy square dance caller had the dancers do all the customary moves and in-between the familiar calls told them to take their clothes off a little bit at a time. Figuring he's a fancy big-shot square dance caller they did as they was told. When they all got completely undressed the caller turned off the lights and said "boys go to town!" and I guess I'm just the first one here.
Ole explains the fancy square dance caller had the dancers do all the customary moves and in-between the familiar calls told them to take their clothes off a little bit at a time. Figuring he's a fancy big-shot square dance caller they did as they was told. When they all got completely undressed the caller turned off the lights and said "boys go to town!" and I guess I'm just the first one here.
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