Ole's new brain

[britbike1]

Ole hears about a Dr doing brain transplants and decides he need to get one so he goes to see the doc. He asks the doc what kind of brains are available and is shown to the back room. The doc holds up a jar with a brain and says this is from a high school grad and is $100 a lb. The next jar is from a collage grad and is $200 a lb. Then he shows Ole a 3rd jar and says it is from a rocket scientist and is $500 a lb. Not satisfied Ole asks if he has anything better and the Dr goes to a safe and takes out another jar and says this is a congressman's brain and is $10,000 an ounce. Ole is just floored and asks why so much. "Well the Dr says, first, its never been used, and second do you know how many congressmen it takes to make and ounce of brains?"

 

[yeti]

Good one.

 

[vonn]

That is very funny!

 

[cherrypointmarine]

That's a good one . Only problem , it's pretty damn close to being true .

 

[500SNW]

Reminded me of this old one:

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.”
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.”
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.”
The politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.