On bachelorhood
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And where is your picture?
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
I wish I looked that good in person. I look like the love child of Buster Keaton and Fred Allen.
I wish I looked that good in person. I look like the love child of Buster Keaton and Fred Allen.
It's the smile that makes them melt.
Lee's Landing Billy
Member
Been married 4 times. 1st time for 18 years, 2nd time for 8 years, 3rd time for 1 year, 4th time for 23 years. I have one daughter she is 2 years younger than my present wife of 23 years. The one that lasted for 1 year was doomed from the start, she was the sister of number 2. As Augustus of Lonesome Dove said on his deathbed, "All in all it's been quite a party".
Actually not all single women, all women!! As my buddy says, "all women is whack-a-doodle"
but then again, he also says, "most men are dogs" with two brains and only enough blood to feed one at a time....
I'm married twice with ten years in between. Probably the best ten years of my life. The only saving grace is that we don't live forever...
labworm
US Veteran
Please consider me, I like the "Financially Sound" quote.
I like levitating on the beach, love gardening, willing to share my potato chips and twinkies with ya.
I'm stable, have no bad habits, unemployed at the moment, but I am willing to work hard for a least one hour a week.
Here is a photo of me:
Hoping for a reply soon.
I like levitating on the beach, love gardening, willing to share my potato chips and twinkies with ya.
I'm stable, have no bad habits, unemployed at the moment, but I am willing to work hard for a least one hour a week.
Here is a photo of me:
Hoping for a reply soon.
Hey, I'm a Project Manager for a commercial roofer.......I think that guy works for us! He thinks WWE is real!
I will be 50 in less than a month. Have been married to the Lovely Missus P&R Fan for almost 26 years. When I was single marriage scared the heck out of me. I started dating when I was 15. Didn't even have a drivers license. Fortunately my girfriend was 17 and did. Have loved older Women ever since. (Missus Fan is almost 5 years my senior).
Had a lot of Women I dated really want to marry me. Never even considered it until Missus Fan. Now, there is no way I could be single for long.
We all know of guys who's Wives pass away and they hook up right away. I have made Missus Fan a solemn promise: If, God forbid, she should pre decease me, I will NOT bring a date to her funeral.
I do have my standards.
Jim
Had a lot of Women I dated really want to marry me. Never even considered it until Missus Fan. Now, there is no way I could be single for long.
We all know of guys who's Wives pass away and they hook up right away. I have made Missus Fan a solemn promise: If, God forbid, she should pre decease me, I will NOT bring a date to her funeral.
I do have my standards.
Jim
Please consider me, I like the "Financially Sound" quote.
I like levitating on the beach, love gardening, willing to share my potato chips and twinkies with ya.
I'm stable, have no bad habits, unemployed at the moment, but I am willing to work hard for a least one hour a week.
Here is a photo of me:
Hoping for a reply soon.
Now THAT'S ^^^^^^^^ a real prize
pineappleshooter
US Veteran
You run a pawn shop - correct? Half the guys on here would jump at the chance to be your significant other just to get first dibs on the S&Ws that come in. In all seriousness, good luck with your search.
I wish I'd get more S&W's. Pawn a few but they always get picked up. I have to buy what I want where ever I can find them. Most of the guns I get are shotguns. Waterfowl, pheasant and deer hunting are big here.
labworm
US Veteran
Now THAT'S ^^^^^^^^ a real prize
I was well groomed that day and had my head on straight.
Before I met my wife, I moved around a lot and didn't own any more than what I could move myself in my '86 Totoya Tercel 4wd station wagon. Took a few trips and a lot of stuff just stayed in boxes.
I went through lotsa women, sometimes two at a time. At one point I had a roommate that'd bring her girlfriends home from work and the three of us'd spend the night rolling around on her water bed. It was kinda like a Penthouse Forum kinda life.
I usta be an athletic, good lookin' fellow in my younger years. The women dug my "exotic" look and long hair.
Anyway, I thought I was leading an enjoyable, fulfilling Life.
Wrong!
I'm much happier with the life I'm leading now with Nihtsinana Aikiwah Mrs. Snubbyfan.
Still kinda blows my mind occasionally. I've been with the same woman for fifteen years and living in the same place for 14.
And I'm married!
Usta be a long term relationship for me was two weeks and rarely would I stay in the same place for more than a coupla years.
I just wish that everybody finds that perfect mate like I did with my loud, pushy, Italian wife.
When I first met the future Mrs. Snubbyfan.
And now.
My wife having a snack with our cat Natayo.
I went through lotsa women, sometimes two at a time. At one point I had a roommate that'd bring her girlfriends home from work and the three of us'd spend the night rolling around on her water bed. It was kinda like a Penthouse Forum kinda life.
I usta be an athletic, good lookin' fellow in my younger years. The women dug my "exotic" look and long hair.
Anyway, I thought I was leading an enjoyable, fulfilling Life.
Wrong!
I'm much happier with the life I'm leading now with Nihtsinana Aikiwah Mrs. Snubbyfan.
Still kinda blows my mind occasionally. I've been with the same woman for fifteen years and living in the same place for 14.
And I'm married!
Usta be a long term relationship for me was two weeks and rarely would I stay in the same place for more than a coupla years.
I just wish that everybody finds that perfect mate like I did with my loud, pushy, Italian wife.
When I first met the future Mrs. Snubbyfan.
And now.
My wife having a snack with our cat Natayo.
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What do you mean? You're here!
As an old bachelor, and semi professional slob. It's my opinion that single life sucks. Now a bad marriage is worse, but the male of the species needs some guidance. A little nagging now and then to help him accomplish basic living chores. Someone to let him know when something needs to be thrown out, fixed, painted, or replaced. Someone to answer the important questions like, "Does this match?" Someone to buy nice sheets. I can't stand sloppy women, I'm sloppy enough, I don't need an accomplice.
model70hunter
Member
Not all women are nuts. The few that are damage the good 90 percent.
and its a 2 way street. Women find lots of nutty guys.
find ways to meet gentlemen with similar interests. Make a list of non acceptable behaviors. Hold yourself to your rules. Do not make excuses for them, if yor gut says run, run away quickly.
My wife made a small sign and put it next to her mirror. She said she read it daily. She would not accept less. She wanted to see a dark haired husband that was handsome get out of his car after work and come in with love for her. Someone to share, laugh with and enjoy life to the fullest. Someone true, warm and real. Then she said I showed up in her life. She too had a list and accepted nothing less.
Make your list and follow it.
model70hunter
Member
Pawngal. Lets discuss that list one more time. Everyone on here is trustworthy. But get out the Webster and read trustworthy, over and over. Then read the antinyms. Nontrustworthy. I already see you might need it.
venomballistics
Member
Yup, you have the nuts part right.
You see ... it's a prerequisite to be honest.
That's the attribute that allows you to put up with us.
Now the catch is that we learn to be selective about the exact brand of nuts we are buying into.
It's a messy system but it managed to get us this far as a species.
