One more...

[Rogue Wizard]

The absolute best Little Johnnie Joke....

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from
The hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.
'The mother said, 'Why, Thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands,
a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses.’

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

Saw that one coming a mile away. liked it anyway. Ivan

 

[Mydogmax]

Kinda similar.

Little Johnny was born with no body at all. Just a head.
One day, after his mother had put him on the window ledge, he was watching the other boys play outside and a little tear came into his eyes. He thought to himself I wish I could do that. Poof, a fairy Godmother appeared and said "Johnny, you've been so good that I shall grant your wish and make you a whole person". Poof... Johnny was whole.
An excited Johnny ran outside and across the street to play and was immediately run over by a speeding truck.
Moral of the story......Quit while you're a head.

 

[P&R Fan]

On little Johnny's first day of kindergarten the teacher wanted to get some information from the students sbout their parents. She asked Johnny what his Daddy does for a living. Johnny looked dpwn and told her his Daddy was dead. The teacher said "I'm so sorry, what did your Daddy do before he died?" Johnny clutchched his chest and said "ARRRGGGHHHHH".
My Dad liked that one. I told it to his pallbearers at his funeral.
Jim