jeffsmith
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It seems every Christmas Movie has a significant chapter about a Christmas Tree
I must confess growing up I Hated our Christmas Tree, it was a silver aluminum tree from the mid 50's. It was Ugly and putting it together or taking it apart involved handling very sticky "branches" that shed the aluminum needles with every movement. But it's what my parents had and so that what we used.
Occasionally though we did get a "Real" Christmas tree. But Dad/Smitty was the epitome of a Thrifty Scotsman. The trees Dad usually bought made the Charlie Brown tree look Magnificent. They may have been a slight improvement over the aluminum tree, but Only Slight.
I was living at home in my mid-20's when I had had enough. I told my family that I was buying the tree that year because I was tired of having a completely substandard tree.
I won't bore you with the details of my search (mostly because I don't remember) but I found a tree I liked. It was tall and full and didn't fit in the back of my car hardly at all. I had to tie down the hatchback as it wouldn't close.
When I got it home and my dad came out to bring it into the house his verbal response definitely was not something I want to put into writing. As he took it out of my car we both noticed the reason it was so full was it had not one but Two trunks; and they came together at the bottom in a single end that was to big for any standard Christmas tree stand.
Putting the tree up required a small engineering feat. Dad used a hatchet to trim the bottom so it mostly fit inside the tree stand and he had to nail that into the living room floor. Additionally, he had to use twine as supporting "guy-wires" attached to the walls to keep it from falling over. It had taken some effort but we finally had a Christmas Tree I could be proud of !!
The Epilogue is that after Christmas the tree took almost as much work to remove as it had to install. I was never again allowed to go looking for a tree and we used the aluminum one (which my sister still has stored) for years after that.
But, that tree was the Best tree my family ever had and it's a Christmas I will Always remember!
I must confess growing up I Hated our Christmas Tree, it was a silver aluminum tree from the mid 50's. It was Ugly and putting it together or taking it apart involved handling very sticky "branches" that shed the aluminum needles with every movement. But it's what my parents had and so that what we used.
Occasionally though we did get a "Real" Christmas tree. But Dad/Smitty was the epitome of a Thrifty Scotsman. The trees Dad usually bought made the Charlie Brown tree look Magnificent. They may have been a slight improvement over the aluminum tree, but Only Slight.
I was living at home in my mid-20's when I had had enough. I told my family that I was buying the tree that year because I was tired of having a completely substandard tree.
I won't bore you with the details of my search (mostly because I don't remember) but I found a tree I liked. It was tall and full and didn't fit in the back of my car hardly at all. I had to tie down the hatchback as it wouldn't close.
When I got it home and my dad came out to bring it into the house his verbal response definitely was not something I want to put into writing. As he took it out of my car we both noticed the reason it was so full was it had not one but Two trunks; and they came together at the bottom in a single end that was to big for any standard Christmas tree stand.
Putting the tree up required a small engineering feat. Dad used a hatchet to trim the bottom so it mostly fit inside the tree stand and he had to nail that into the living room floor. Additionally, he had to use twine as supporting "guy-wires" attached to the walls to keep it from falling over. It had taken some effort but we finally had a Christmas Tree I could be proud of !!
The Epilogue is that after Christmas the tree took almost as much work to remove as it had to install. I was never again allowed to go looking for a tree and we used the aluminum one (which my sister still has stored) for years after that.
But, that tree was the Best tree my family ever had and it's a Christmas I will Always remember!
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