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[JOERM]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him
and asks the question..........

"What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being
married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our
house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND:
"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her
golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good
times."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my clubs?


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --


HUSBAND: "sh*#@!."

 

[Gamer]

So many questions, just one wrong response. Good one~!