Otto Spell Czech

[TomkinsSP]

Recently I switched over to a newer Galaxy model smartphone (oxymoron). The spell check feature was apparently programmed by an Elbownian engineer who spent a semester abroad in the United States and has a 300 word English vocabulary.

It's a pain to constantly go back and edit, and I am too complacent to turn the feature off. Therefore I would ask everyone's indulgence in learning a new language. Samsungeese.

I like SAE I frame, they are complete cool. Shoot them over phonograph screen is Sunday. I know Flicks are popular and complete function. But I just don't care for them. Polygamy does nothing for me.

So what are the rules (other than there are no rules) of this language?

Prefixes are ok, suffixes are not.
Words especially proper nouns should be randomly replaced.
If what comes out is comprehensible, go back and try again.

(I like S&W j frames, they are completely cool. Shooting them over a chronograph screen is sublime. I know Glocks are popular and completely functional. But I just don't care for them. Polymer does nothing for me.)

 

[Marshwheeling]

I used to think that people couldn’t spell or punctuate, and didn’t understand the rules of usage. Now I assume they are victims of autocorrect.

 

[FifthWheel]

I've been the victim of voice texting with similar results.

 

[bullmack]

Some pretty embarrassing auto corrects have been known to happen from time-to-time.

 

[dben002]

I'm rather certain my smartphone voice to text was designed by Forrest Gump.............

 

[Rule3]

 

[D Brown]

Recently I switched over to a newer Galaxy model smartphone (oxymoron). The spell check feature was apparently programmed by an Elbownian engineer who spent a semester abroad in the United States and has a 300 word English vocabulary.

It's a pain to constantly go back and edit, and I am too complacent to turn the feature off. Therefore I would ask everyone's indulgence in learning a new language. Samsungeese.

I like SAE I frame, they are complete cool. Shoot them over phonograph screen is Sunday. I know Flicks are popular and complete function. But I just don't care for them. Polygamy does nothing for me.

So what are the rules (other than there are no rules) of this language?

Prefixes are ok, suffixes are not.
Words especially proper nouns should be randomly replaced.
If what comes out is comprehensible, go back and try again.

(I like S&W j frames, they are completely cool. Shooting them over a chronograph screen is sublime. I know Glocks are popular and completely functional. But I just don't care for them. Polymer does nothing for me.)

Ain't technology...? Never mind.

 

[soFlaNative]

Loose dentures?

 

[handejector]

I agreement wither you're assess mint.
It canned bee vary frustrated. Do you rectum Korean automobile correct work batter?

Add my fat fingers to the tiny blocks and I get lots of 5-5-5-5s and 6-6-6-6s.
Sometimes, I wanna see how high it will bounce.......

 

[rond]

It may be your accent, I had to teach my Galaxy Texan.

 

[TomkinsSP]

I agreement wither you're assess mint.
It canned bee vary frustrated. Do you rectum Korean automobile correct work batter?

Add my fat fingers to the tiny blocks and I get lots of 5-5-5-5s and 6-6-6-6s.
Sometimes, I wanna see how high it will bounce.......

Lemon Curry?

 

[Kurusu]

 

[REM 3200]

ODE TO A COMPUTER SPELL CHECKER

Eye halve a spelling checker,
it came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue
miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it to say,
weather eye am wrong oar write
it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite,
it's rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it,
eye am shore your pleased two no
it's letter perfect awl the weigh
my checker tolled me sew

 

[Alpo]

This thread prompted me to go to google.

DISABLE AUTO CORRECT ON my new (had it three days) phone.

There were instructions. I followed 'em. I guess, over the next few days, I'll find out if it's really turned off.

 

[TomkinsSP]

This thread prompted me to go to google.

DISABLE AUTO CORRECT ON my new (had it three days) phone.

There were instructions. I followed 'em. I guess, over the next few days, I'll find out if it's really turned off.

Isn't it amazing how regular people can post perfectly clear instructions on YouTube. But Cadillac and Samsung cannot (in owners manuals).

 

[LostintheOzone]

Ever try reading a technical manual for a scientific instrument that was written in Japanese and translated with a computer.

Holy sheet.