Armyphotog
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My mantra was borrowed from an old blues song made popular by Mississippi jazz musician Mose Allison. It simply states: "I don't worry about a thing, cause I know, nothing's gonna turn out right."
Phrases you like to use!
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Doug M.
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Many of mine would launch Lee into orbit, so I'll skip them.
One I use about the progress of the day is "if I am living the dream, why do I keep waking up screaming?"
One I use about the progress of the day is "if I am living the dream, why do I keep waking up screaming?"
Shooting Padre
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I may be old, but I'm slow!
To whiners. "Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it!"
To a "I wish I had a...", "Yea, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump is rear."
To whiners. "Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it!"
To a "I wish I had a...", "Yea, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump is rear."
ogilvyspecial
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sps282
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Too soon old...too late smart!
He's like the old dog chasing the car....even if he catches it he can't drive it home!
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
He's like the old dog chasing the car....even if he catches it he can't drive it home!
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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gaucho1
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As If............By Magic....
Think White............
Think White............
Grayfox
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When asked how I'm doing?
"I was better, but I got over it."
"I was better, but I got over it."
John Eilertson
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He's so dumb he couldn't pour **** out of a boot with directions on the heel...
Chik a Boom
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
BCDWYO
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My favorite I stole from my dad:
"He's not real fast but he's half-fast"
Probably usually referring to me!
"He's not real fast but he's half-fast"
Probably usually referring to me!
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"Harder to find than an honest man in Washington".
He could screw up a one car parade.
You talk so much **** its a wonder you don't have diarrea of the mouth.
**** me to tears.
Want some cheese with that whine?
I'll slap you so hard your grandad will feel it.
I'll go medieval on your ***.
Chuck
You talk so much **** its a wonder you don't have diarrea of the mouth.
**** me to tears.
Want some cheese with that whine?
I'll slap you so hard your grandad will feel it.
I'll go medieval on your ***.
Chuck
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Mij Scaasi
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Someone asks "How are you"?
"Sitting up and taking solid food"
"Sitting up and taking solid food"
Pitdog02
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* If I could care any less I would.
* I dont call ya son cause you shine, I call ya son cause your mine.
* Wait right there I'll go get ya.
* I dont call ya son cause you shine, I call ya son cause your mine.
* Wait right there I'll go get ya.
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I'm going to have to steal that one!
"Common sense is an uncommon virtue" A leader of mine would use that all the time. So true!
heres a few of mine... use em if ya like em.
**** me running (self explainatory)
Heres to stupidity and youth ( for those shoulda turnd back moments)
If I asked for your input we all woulda died awhile ago. (for that one stupid person that thinks they can fix everything)
**** me running (self explainatory)
Heres to stupidity and youth ( for those shoulda turnd back moments)
If I asked for your input we all woulda died awhile ago. (for that one stupid person that thinks they can fix everything)
gregintenn
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Fixed that one for ya!
"If stupid hurt, there'd be a lot of people walking around screaming."
"I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
These are a couple of my favorites.
