Police search.....

[rwsmith]

Police searched Justin Beiber's home for evidence in the egg attack. I'll bet they'll find a cache of eggs. Dozens of them. And people will ask, "Why would anyone need so many eggs?

 

[moe smith]

Police searched Justin Beiber's home for evidence in the egg attack. I'll bet they'll find a cache of eggs. Dozens of them. And people will ask, "Why would anyone need so many eggs?

Dimes to dollars they find them in high capacity cartons.

 

[Jessie]

They probably fragment horribly when used also...oh the humanity!

 

[UncaGrunny]

Biological weapons are prohibited by the Geneva Accords. Justin Bieber - - War Criminal!

 

[b_san]

When they outlaw eggs only outlaws will have eggs...

 

[Hillbilly77]

Can't we deport the stupid little **** and be done with it?

 

[TheYoungblood]

To think he started from a fertilized egg. Oh the horror.

 

[Smitty357]

To think he started from a fertilized egg. Oh the horror.

Eggxactly!!!!!

 

[arjay]

I still think that kid is some sort of hybrid...

 

[Mcwsky09]

I think you guys are eggsagerating.

Why no outcry about lack of a warranty to look for drugs? or I suppose having them in plain view is reasonable cause?

 

[labworm]

I still think that kid is some sort of hybrid...

One word "Twit"

But a wealthy one.

 

[UncaGrunny]

I think you guys are eggsagerating.

Ovary well; have it your way. Bieber is no war criminal, he vas just followink short orders.

 

[jimmib]

what I want to know is how in the he** they got a search warrant for that!!!!..

 

[moe smith]

Beiber's chickens, have come home, to roost.

 

[UncaGrunny]

what I want to know is how in the he** they got a search warrant for that!!!!..

Some kind of evidence farming operation, do you think?

 

[Fishslayer]

In Kalifornistan >10 eggs = high capacity military style assault cartons.

Seriously though, what sort of "evidence" would they find regarding a house egging? Is Abby gonna come down and forensically analyze the eggs in his fridge while maintaining witty banter?

Maybe Justin will make some nice friends in jail. He has a purty mouth...

 

[UncaGrunny]

A set-up? But who could hatch such a nefarious plot?

 

[moe smith]

A set-up? But who could hatch such a nefarious plot?

Could've been eggstraterrestrials.

 

[TheYoungblood]

I doubt he will ever be a fox loose in a hen house.
Sounds like someone is more scrambled than over easy.

 

[UncaGrunny]

Could've been eggstraterrestrials.

You shouldn't even yolk about that... they live!

 

[pluspea]

If you like your eggs you can keep your eggs.

 

[Hillbilly77]

This is your brain:

This is drugs:

This is your brain on drugs:

This is an *******:

Any questions?

 

[Smoke]

Ummmm WTH are we talking about?

 

[the ringo kid]

Police searched Justin Beiber's home for evidence in the egg attack. I'll bet they'll find a cache of eggs. Dozens of them. And people will ask, "Why would anyone need so many eggs?

Hes practicing flipping them for resale when his career ends soon.

 

[Smitty357]

Is Abby gonna come down and forensically analyze the eggs in his fridge while maintaining witty banter?

I dunno but i sure wouldnt mind her coming down here and letting me analyze her.

 

[shouldazagged]

Hes practicing flipping them for resale when his career ends soon.

In a perfect world...

 

[the ringo kid]

In Kalifornistan >10 eggs = high capacity military style assault cartons.

Seriously though, what sort of "evidence" would they find regarding a house egging? Is Abby gonna come down and forensically analyze the eggs in his fridge while maintaining witty banter?

Maybe Justin will make some nice friends in jail. He has a purty mouth...

In Colorado, its high capacity magazine bullet clips.

 

[the ringo kid]

This is your brain:

This is drugs:

This is your brain on drugs:

This is an *******:

Any questions?

Just one, what word was this? ********.

 

[the ringo kid]

But seriously, they found fingerprints on the smashed eggshells.

 

[Texas40]

Eggstremely lame thread

Hope he gets eggsactly what he deserves

You know bubba at the jail house is eggcited to see him

However he likely has an eggstremely good defense lawyer named eggsmckenzie