Police search.....

[pluspea]

If you like your eggs you can keep your eggs.

 

[Hillbilly77]

This is your brain:

This is drugs:

This is your brain on drugs:

This is an *******:

Any questions?

 

[Smoke]

Ummmm WTH are we talking about?

 

[the ringo kid]

Police searched Justin Beiber's home for evidence in the egg attack. I'll bet they'll find a cache of eggs. Dozens of them. And people will ask, "Why would anyone need so many eggs?

Hes practicing flipping them for resale when his career ends soon.

 

[Smitty357]

Is Abby gonna come down and forensically analyze the eggs in his fridge while maintaining witty banter?

I dunno but i sure wouldnt mind her coming down here and letting me analyze her.

 

[shouldazagged]

Hes practicing flipping them for resale when his career ends soon.

In a perfect world...

 

[the ringo kid]

In Kalifornistan >10 eggs = high capacity military style assault cartons.

Seriously though, what sort of "evidence" would they find regarding a house egging? Is Abby gonna come down and forensically analyze the eggs in his fridge while maintaining witty banter?

Maybe Justin will make some nice friends in jail. He has a purty mouth...

In Colorado, its high capacity magazine bullet clips.

 

[the ringo kid]

This is your brain:

This is drugs:

This is your brain on drugs:

This is an *******:

Any questions?

Just one, what word was this? ********.

 

[the ringo kid]

But seriously, they found fingerprints on the smashed eggshells.

 

[Texas40]

Eggstremely lame thread

Hope he gets eggsactly what he deserves

You know bubba at the jail house is eggcited to see him

However he likely has an eggstremely good defense lawyer named eggsmckenzie

 

[kozmic]

I am happy to announce....my eggs have not committed any crimes. They remain in my fridge even if I leave the door ajar.

 

[kozmic]

Any questions?

Just one question Hillbilly....I'm told this picture is exclusively given to Justin Beiber Fan Club members only. Care to explain how you came into possession of it?!?!??!?!

 

[LVSteve]

I suppose the good news is that hollow point eggs are not easy to make.

 

[islamoradamark]

i bet there expensive eggs

 

[Hillbilly77]

Just one question Hillbilly....I'm told this picture is exclusively given to Justin Beiber Fan Club members only. Care to explain how you came into possession of it?!?!??!?!

Now, Koz....

I've told you to quit e-mailing me pictures after you've been drinking.
You never remember the stuff you send me.

 

[b_san]

In Kalifornistan >10 eggs = high capacity military style assault cartons.

Seriously though, what sort of "evidence" would they find regarding a house egging? Is Abby gonna come down and forensically analyze the eggs in his fridge while maintaining witty banter?

Maybe Justin will make some nice friends in jail. He has a purty mouth...

I hear in NY you can buy a full sized carton but it will only have 7 eggs in it...

 

[the ringo kid]

I hear in NY you can buy a full sized carton but it will only have 7 eggs in it...

5 of 1 and over half a dozen of the other.

 

[UncaGrunny]

Any questions?

Which came first?

 

[Class III]

When they find him guilty, I hope they FRY him.

Class III

 

[UncaGrunny]

I'm betting that, being a celebrity, he'll get over easy. It's not like he's some hardboiled poacher or something - - he's just your average dumb cluck celeb.