Polish jokes...

[S&WIowegan]

Sven, Ole and Lena were Swedish, don't ya know? Not Norski!

Pete (a Norwegian from Iowa)

Yah sure Pete...I musta made a mistake!

 

[Kinman]

Years ago I had a ladder fail me and fell onto concrete from at least 12 feet, I knew I was hurt when I tried to get up and my buddies kept me on the floor and called an ambulance. The ER doc came into my exam room and did a cursory check up and said I needed an xray. They sent me off to radiology, I went back to my screened room, the doc came back in and told me I had crush factured my L1 and was going to be in some pain and would need to see a specialist. I noticed his thick accent and read his name tag Dr. Waschoski, I asked him "Doc are you Polish?" He said "Yes, I am" I then told him "My maternal grandmother was Polish, her maiden name was Marosik." He said "That explains everything." I didn't understand what he meant and said "Excuse me?" He said "That fall would have killed a normal human being." True story...

 

[REM 3200]

And all these years I thought they were "Aggie" jokes.