Practical Joke

[Hudge]

I have three teenage kids and a wife that like to pull harmless (mostly) pranks. My 17yo bought a bottle of the foulest smelling substance call Liquid A$& off of Amazon. When I tell you the roughest, dirtiest, most stopped up truck stop bathroom would be a delight compared to this stuff. I’ve smelled Fart Spray before, it’s not even close to the level of rank this is. My wife and I were chilling in our bed watching TV reading like we normally do, he slipped in and snuck a squirt or two by my wife…belly rolls while she was trying to figure out what it was. We haven’t told her yet, I don’t know if he plans a round two, but I think I’ll have to stop him, I don’t know that I can take it again.

 

[Legendarylawman]

Like deer camp and the brother with the doe urine opens the bottle up during poker so we can all smell it. "Get the hell away from me", LOL. He never got the big buck, but did knock down a few does.

Then he brings out the Raccoon cover spray.........

Carl

 

[mtgianni]

If that happened in my house, he would be sleeping on the lawn and eating cold cereal. Practical jokes have their place but not inside a house.

 

[Onomea]

Sounds like a lively household!

 

[Hudge]

Sounds like a lively household!

My wife put a live frog under my covers one night the boys caught….didn’t startle me as bad as the fake snake did one time before. The only thing that’s ever really got my goat, was the ex-lax in the brownies, for a guy with IBS this was a little too far. Luckily I could tell my then 8yo daughter was way to eager for me to eat the brownie. Unfortunately for my Father in law he didn’t get the same warning, he was grazing the counters the next day while they were over. He was a better sport about it than I would have been. Lots of good memories though and never a dull moment.

 

[326MOD10]

I think I read a news story where a teacher was arrested for using a similar spray in school?

Make sure he keeps it at home!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...AQFnoECGcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3wLhM8bEGH2tGaM-0CiBbE

 

[Hudge]

I think I read a news story where a teacher was arrested for using a similar spray in school?

Make sure he keeps it at home!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...AQFnoECGcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3wLhM8bEGH2tGaM-0CiBbE

The first thing I told him, it better not go to school with him

 

[DWalt]

This is the substance responsible. https://www.acs.org/molecule-of-the-week/archive/s/skatole.html

 

[Onomea]

This is the substance responsible. https://www.acs.org/molecule-of-the-week/archive/s/skatole.html

Interesting that at low levels skatole contributes to the fragrance of flowers.

Contemplating that, I began to wonder why dogs, with their powerful sense of smell, are into sniffing crap...

 

[Hudge]

So, she didn’t know last night that it was the spray, never owned up to it. I decided to get in on it tonight, had her convinced that it was something she was eating…my daughter ruined it, she didn’t know the fun was still going and asked why he sprayed it again.