Really Bad Ideas For Tee Shirt Slogans

[SW MP15]

I'm with dumber -->

I'm not crazy! I'm just married!

If looks could kill? My wife says I wouldn't be here?

Street Racing Don't Kill! Telephone Poles Do!

I'm Not Fat! This T Shirt Is Just Too Small!

I'm Mad At The World! Pour Me Another One!

 

[Ranger514]

My other car is a Yugo.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[snubbyfan]

My favorite:

 

[pawngal]

I have 2 t-shirts with this. Both were gifts.

 

[rolomac]

Saw a little kid with his parents who had just come back from San Francisco. His shirt said "I got crabs at Fisherman's Wharf"

rolomac

 

[finesse_r]

The worst Idea I can think of for a T-shirt with a large target pattern painted on it.

 

[Old TexMex]

I was in the slums of one of the nastiest little port towns in Honduras, (La Cieba) and I saw a real ditch dweller rummy wearing an old worn out T shirt that said "I'm with Stupid" and it had a big arrow pointing straight up.

Poor bugger......

 

[JohnSW]

Not a photo of me.