REASONS NOT TO DRINK BEER...

[walkin jack]

I take it you've never tried scotch.

I must agree. I got very Drunk on cheap scotch years ago and still even after over half a century I still can't ever stand the smell of it any more.

I hear how good an aged single malt can be and would love to enjoy it. I even give it a try every few years but so far no luck with that.

 

[pawngal]

I take it you've never tried scotch.

So True! I spent a lot of money one summer of my misspent youth trying to acquire a taste for Scotch. Didn't work.

 

[Chubbo]

Off and On again

I got my first taste of beer, at around age 6, and liked it. Enjoyed it for years, until I was married, and running the night shift of a one man, all night, hamburger shop. It was the last stop, going home, of all the town drunks, after the town beer joints closed and turned them out onto the street. Well, there isn't anything as disgusting as town drunks gathered in a small shop, after the beer joints close, and I had a full house of 'em. As a result of that, I decided to quit drinking beer, and it was 60 years later that I decided to have a beer with my Son, in a micro brewery in Florida, and It didn't taste good at all, and could have been the brand of beer. I tried a local beer, in Ohio, with my Son, a few years later, and in your wildest dreams you can't believe how great that one tasted, and I've enjoyed it since. In fact I'm having one while I write this post. I don't suggest that anyone try to enhance the flavor of their favorite brew, in this manner, but, it sure worked for me.

Chubbo

 

[Old TexMex]

Near Winchester Cathedral:

Here sleeps in peace a Hampshire Grenadier
Who caught his death by drinking
cold small beer
Soldiers be wise from his untimely fall
And when you're hot drink Strong or none at all

 

[ParadiseRoad]

...OMG!...they dropped the beer...

 

[ParadiseRoad]

...Beer...order it by the rail car load...

 

[ParadiseRoad]

...beer...order it by the truck load...

 

[ParadiseRoad]

...the order calls for one more barrel...

 

[arjay]

I take it you've never tried scotch.

Nor kirschwasser
paint thinner is better!

 

[steveno]

here is a place to drink very good bier



[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXo0eUH_weA[/ame]

 

[Bill Bates]

Reasons to not drink beer???? I can only think of one, really poor planning.

With that said a I have a Rib Roast out on the pellet grill, it is a nice sunny upper 30s day, I have beer and a cigar from some island south of Miami. Beer goes bad; so, I better drinking the beer and burn the contraband while the suns out.

 

[swsig]

...OMG!...they dropped the beer...

Fortunately, it was only Standard Beer.

 

[llowry61]

Those barrels are either empty or that truck has one massive suspension on it. It isn't sagging a single inch !

...the order calls for one more barrel...

 

[llowry61]

It was probably easier to get that cigar than the beer out your way !

Reasons to not drink beer???? I can only think of one, really poor planning.

With that said a I have a Rib Roast out on the pellet grill, it is a nice sunny upper 30s day, I have beer and a cigar from some island south of Miami. Beer goes bad; so, I better drinking the beer and burn the contraband while the suns out.

 

[Warren Sear]

Reasons Not To Drink Beer (and these ought to be printed on the back label of every beer).

DANGER:

Drinking beer makes you fat, stupid, and lazy.

Drinking beer makes you boring and obnoxious, but at the same time makes you think you are witty and attractive to women.

Drinking beer makes you think you are a good dancer.

 

[DeathGrip]

Reasons Not To Drink Beer (and these ought to be printed on the back label of every beer).

DANGER:

Drinking beer makes you fat, stupid, and lazy.

Drinking beer makes you boring and obnoxious, but at the same time makes you think you are witty and attractive to women.

Drinking beer makes you think you are a good dancer.

I'm not fat. I never said I'm a good dancer.

My wit never came from a bottle.

Chicks dig me. I'm with the band.

Stupid and lazy?

 

[zeke]

1-because there is whiskey in the cupboard.
2-Because you have been away from ice/refrigeration for awhile, and there is whiskey available.

 

[HardlyAble2]

Not to drink beer?
1- your lips grew shut
2- you're dead

 

[bigwheelzip]

A cute tongue-in-cheek thread from PALADIN85020.

Only reason I have not to imbibe is that I'm away from home and concealed carrying a firearm. Since I received my CC permit, it's the only reason I'll leave home unarmed, other than travel to banned states.

 

[walkin jack]

A cute tongue-in-cheek thread from PALADIN85020.

Only reason I have not to imbibe is that I'm away from home and concealed carrying a firearm. Since I received my CC permit, it's the only reason I'll leave home unarmed, other than travel to banned states.

A-men! I don't have a lot of personal rules for myself. But my #1 rule is that I don't EVER touch alcohol when I'm "dressed". It kind of surprised me to discover that I still have just as much fun.