Reasons to have your MANcard revoked

[dacoontz]

I'm sure many of you have heard the term "MANCARD." All us men get one when we are born and by default

of our chromosomes, but that does not guarantee than we can't lose it for acts unbecoming of a man.

Well, I had a couple of experiences this week that made me think to myself, "Self, you should inform him that

he has just lost his mancard."


The first was waiting in line at the post office. I was there mailing off a grip screw to another member when

this guy in front of me steps up to the counter. He pulls out a wedding invitation and says he needs 300

stamps for this size envelope. The mail handler pulls out some pretty butterfly stamps, the guys asks if they

have any others. So the handler pulls out some dolphins stamps. Then the guy proceeds to waste 10 minutes

of my time trying to decide between precious little dolphin stamps and pretty little butterfly stamps, who cares?

Either he cares or he has turned over the pants in the fmaily to his wife or daughter. Either way, MANCARD

REVOKED.


Second situation was a young man seen in a clinic for an infection of sorts. Long, sad story short, he had an

infection in his belly button from a naval piercing. Enough said, AUTOMATIC FORFEITURE of his MANCARD

before he even had the chance to prove himself as a man.


Can anybody think of some other good reasons to take away a persons Mancard? Let's hear em.

 

[Andy Griffith]

If you don't like guns- it's revoked!

 

[dacoontz]

If you don't like guns- it's revoked!

That goes without saying.

 

[P&R Fan]

When you actually care what color the curtains are.

 

[PALADIN85020]

Buying a station wagon or a 4-door Buick instead of that Harley, Corvette, Camaro or Firebird you've always wanted and can afford now, just because your wife and/or your mother want you to be chauffeur for assorted little old ladies and children. That would be an automatic revocation of your man card.

Buying your WIFE a station wagon or 4-door Buick is OK, though.

John

 

[loutent]

I don't like hearing a man blurt out "it hurts my hand" at the range - we may think it sometimes, but you just don't say it.

"Pretty snappy" is an acceptable alternative.

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Oh yeah - when buying a car "does that come with seat warmers?" - you always get the wife to ask that!

 

[jframe]

If you don't like guns- it's revoked!

Hell, if he doesn't like GIRLS, it's revoked too, isn't it?

 

[seagill]

Piercings, not holding a door for a lady, choosing welfare over a menial job because they feel it's beneath them. Oh, I almost forgot, the "man purse"!

 

[Bullseye 2620]

Owning a set of napkin rings.


Bullseye

 

[CordWood]

My daughter's wedding day was approaching and all the preparations are going along. I walked in the house one afternoon and my wife, daughter, and a couple of other females were sitting at the table with piles of invitations needing to be addressed. They all look up at me and my wife says "you're just in time to help with this". My reply was something to the effect of "I'm paying for this wingding and if you want those things addressed, ya'll do it with out my help". Of course, none of them spoke to me for the next few days. Some things work out great!
I kept my mancard.
Butch

 

[lagavulin62]

keeping kleenex in the car. if you got sinus problems then a roll of toilet paper is fine.

 

[enfield]

We have napkin rings in the house, but I drive an F350 Dually 4x4 as my daily ride. One bumper sticker reads "Halp John Carry - We're stuk hear in Irak" and the other one reads "Go Army".

Watching any of that "Twilight" stuff results in an immediate revocation of your Man Card, if you ever had one.

 

[sub-moa]

News Flash:

Guys who worry about other guys revoking their Mancard...aren't qualified to possess one...

And guys who think they're man enough to take another guys Mancard...usually aren't...except on the internet

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

If you cry at the movies any time other than when they shoot Old Yeller when he catches the "hydrophobie" or when Jimmy Stewart's son gets killed in "Shenandoah" turn it in

 

[G-Mac]

If you're an anorexic looking twenty-something male with dreadlocks and huge hoops in your pierced ears that you could drive a truck through and you work as a waiter at a pseudo-Mexican restaurant that specializes in vegan dishes...MANCARD REVOKED!!!!!

(Yes....this happened to me last night...he asked to take my order and I asked for a prime rib....LOL)

 

[loutent]

If you cry at the movies any time other than when they shoot Old Yeller when he catches the "hydrophobie" or when Jimmy Stewart's son gets killed in "Shenandoah" turn it in

But...but...what about the last scene in Field of Dreams

 

[dacoontz]

News Flash:

Guys who worry about other guys revoking their Mancard...aren't qualified to possess one...

And guys who think they're man enough to take another guys Mancard...usually aren't...except on the internet

You got it all wrong though, because for each man card revocation each qualified man loses just a little bit of his own pride and prestige. The fewer there are then the weaker we become. At least, that's how I understand it.

 

[novalty]

But...but...what about the last scene in Field of Dreams

...or the end of Saving Private Ryan or Forrest Gump. I mean not saying that I would......Oh forget-about-it here's my card.

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l MAN l

 

[dacoontz]

My daughter's wedding day was approaching and all the preparations are going along. I walked in the house one afternoon and my wife, daughter, and a couple of other females were sitting at the table with piles of invitations needing to be addressed. They all look up at me and my wife says "you're just in time to help with this". My reply was something to the effect of "I'm paying for this wingding and if you want those things addressed, ya'll do it with out my help". Of course, none of them spoke to me for the next few days. Some things work out great!
I kept my mancard.
Butch

Sir, I salute you.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

My daughter's wedding day was approaching and all the preparations are going along. I walked in the house one afternoon and my wife, daughter, and a couple of other females were sitting at the table with piles of invitations needing to be addressed. They all look up at me and my wife says "you're just in time to help with this". My reply was something to the effect of "I'm paying for this wingding and if you want those things addressed, ya'll do it with out my help". Of course, none of them spoke to me for the next few days. Some things work out great!
I kept my mancard.
Butch

You da man!!!!!!!!