Rectum, it's what's for dinner!

[jlrhiner]

I just got here, what'd I miss?

 

[absolutevil]

I just got here, what'd I miss?

If you just got here turn it off quick before your damaged!

 

[Airpark]

Thank God they invert it then. I wouldn't want nuthin mixed IN with my sausage.

Lee, as a kid I worked in a meat packing plant. We processed two hogs a minute on hog killing day...from time he stepped in the chute until he was hanging in the cold storage room, you would be surprised what the USDA allows as edible....they have guidlines on how much of what.

 

[Airpark]

Everything but the squeal gets eaten ...

Most do not know it but the grease used in soap, yes the bath and hand kind, comes from the groound up bones, etc., is pressure cooked and the squeezed into flat cakes. The grease comes out of the hydraulic press and the cakes are used as fertilizer....smell in that part of the plan is almost beyond description....but you get used to it and the guy running it was a damn good chess player and we used to play chess during lunch time...yep right in that part of the plant.

 

[shouldazagged]

So, would that be a swine flue?

Go cut me a switch, young man! And stop giggling!

 

[Stephanie B]

I want to have a box of those sent to the State Legislature.....

 

[LOBO]

How can you tell they are really "inverted"??

I'm assuming there may be a difference in taste.....

I dang sure would not want the "rectum inverters" job.....

 

[boatme99]

Oh no!
Chicken rings redux!

 

[islamoradamark]

i didnt know that cut of meat was that tender

 

[Onomea]

...I guess that's to be expected in a part of the world where raw carp and highly-toxic sushi are considered delicacies.

Hey now! The OP says it is for sale in a commissary -- i.e., a grocery store on a US military base -- and that the box is marked, in English, "USDA," etc.

It is an export from the US offered for sale to US military in Japan.

(And we think the Japanese eat wierd stuff?! I bet the Japanese civilian workers at the commissary, after checking their dictionaries, are laughing their butts off! )

 

[handejector]

A lot of fun today.
Well done on the use of allusion, which is often funnier than just blurting out the obvious.

I think we've run the course here, and should evacuate this thread.