Rock Solid Story

[THE PILGRIM]

I had planned to get all you guys one of the Nordstrom Rock in a pouch.
But - before I could get it done, they sold out!
I need to move faster.
Since your not getting one, at least from me, here's what your not getting.
I'm not making up a California joke!
They make their own jokes.
I'm just the messenger!

Nordstrom's $85 leather-wrapped rock has sold out online - Dec. 7, 2016

 

[Chuck24]

Everybody knows they're stoners.

 

[S42N8]

Fools and their money. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

'Cept at Nordstrom's, where it's cha-ching!

 

[Bekeart]

For the gullible tourists visiting Arkansas; they were offered Genuine Arkansas Sex Stones .

Just another ******* rock.

Bekeart

 

[shouldazagged]

That's nothing, I once trained a Pet Rock to gather moss on command.

Sold it for $700.

 

[coltle6920]

I've been told I've got rocks in my head.I wonder if they're worth anything?