Ok. Since this thread is still alive.
We had a local named "one armed Charlie" Because, well, he only had one arm.
He would drink a little and be an annoyance to local businesses. Generally harmless. But, he was a little off. No, he was actually pretty off.
Usually it went along the lines of: "Hey Bud, it's time to move on, you're annoying people." He'd leave and just stomp off down the road to annoy others and generate another call.
One time I asked him to move on. For some reason, he was in a bad mood. I again told him and kind of pled with him to move on. (I really didn't want to arrest him). He got more belligerent. I just kind of turned him in the direction I wanted to go and he dropped his shoulder and shoulder checked me.
In my usual "you've got to be kidding me! How dare you bow up to me!" (In that era, you didn't dare lay a hand on a Police Officer, that was an immediate arrest). I spun him around, pushed him against a wall, grabbed his right hand put a cuff on it and...
Started fishing around for his left hand...
It then occurred to me that this wasn't going to work.
While I was pondering this. He casually looked over his shoulder and said:
"You really didn't think this through, did you?"
Fortunately, the dumb Cop gods took pity on me and, he was wearing a belt that day.